Favourite Red vs. Blue Line

[nin_ninja]

Probably a forum for this already, too lazy to look.

I like the one that started it all, "You ever wonder why we're here?"

I think why personal favourite though was from one of the newer episodes. "You just got *explosion*...Dammit, messed up my one liner!"

 

[Marter]

Never watcher Red vs. Blue, although I've heard good things.

 

[A velociraptor]

Hey chicka bum-bum.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

"I am Michael J. Caboose and i hate babies" by Caboose

another good one is

"hey tex i bet you haven't handled a ball this big since your morning scratch"

 

[Aerodynamic]

Too many to pick just one, or remember them all. I just remember my favorite being either one with the flag zealots or something about grif ball.

 

[pyrothedemon]

I'd have to say just about everything Sarge has ever said.

Ever.

 

[Deleric]

God damnit...there's so many good ones.

"THERE IS NO 11 YOU FUCKING WHORE"
"Time? Time does not travel in a line. It goes in circles. THAT IS WHY CLOCKS ARE ROUND"
"Alright, fuck it. I quit. I'm going to go live in a cave."
"So that guy...is actually a robot. And you're his boyfriend...So that makes you...a gay robot."
"I always hated you...I always, hated you the most."

 

[Foxtrotk72]

"son of a *****!" ah Red vs Blue is one of my favs

 

[Hazy]

"The way I see it is this: We either, A, go through the teleporter and get the flag back, or B. we stay here, and I kill you. Either way, I win."
-Episode 5

"He must be one smart son of a *****."
"Man, I am so freaking lost. Where the hell's the base?!"
- Episode 6

 

[NeutralDrow]

The greatest Red vs. Blue line cannot be quoted. It can only <url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTNR8OVKQhs>be experienced.

Other than that...

I'd have to say just about everything Sarge has ever said.

Ever.

Yeah, I find it hard to argue with that, actually.

"It sounds like the feral cry of a retarded Mexican sasquatch!"

 

[JWW]

"I do not want to catch pregnancy"

"That was the worst throw. Of all time" "It wasn't my fault, there was a wall in the way."

 

[UnSeEn60]

Awesome series - haven't watched it in ages.

Favourite quote: something about a "team-killing fucktard". Hehehe...

 

[Brad Shepard]

one of the new ones i say.

watch the new season trust me, best season they have had yet.

i know i am paraphrasing here, but yea...

"Cant i just keep my pistol? you know there not as effective as they use to be."

and who can forget the whole phone call, most of all.

"THERE IS NO ELEVEN YOU FUCKING WHORE!!!"

 

[sketch_zeppelin]

oh god so many howabout just my top 10 in no order
1. oh my god! the teleporter sent me back in time.
2. son of a *****! son of a *****! madre es bious! (yeah i don't speak or write spanish)
3. Stop everyone look! I've captured the flag!
4. blame god, first he invents hangovers and then half robot, half shark women who won't even sleep with you.
5.yeah they already have a name for lightish red...it's called pink.
6. so unless anyone else has any other mythical creatures they'd like mention, were going with the warthog.
7. joey was the last to go, tex sneaked right up to him, ripped his skull out and beat him to death with it. (this doesn't seem physically possible!)
8. why are there 6 pedals if theirs only 4 directions
9. chicks are like voltron, the more you hook up the better it gets.
10. what if we pulled out today and they come take our base, then they'd have two bases in the middle of a boxed canyon...whoopy doo

 

[Daipire]

So, what are they doing?
Nothing, they never do anything god!
Oh ok, it looks like they're doing something
No, they are doing NOTHING, what ever you think they are doing, they are NOT DOING IT
OK, sheesh.... so what are they doing now?....

 

[CowboyfromHell666]

"I've got a boner for murder!" Sarge
"There is no 11 you fucking whore!" Church
"I like me." Caboose
"It's not pink, it's lightish red." Donut

I've got so many haha. Mainly I love everything Sarge and Caboose say. And Church.

 

[sannta]

I think it looks more like a puma.
What in sam hell is a puma?
Uhh you mean like the shoe company?
Its a big cat, like a lion.
You're makin that up.

also
Chippa-thingy! I like it! Has a nice ring to it!

 

[MellowFellow]

Church: So the sword is a key?
Caboose: No it is a key.
Church: Maybe it is a key some of time.
Caboose: Or maybe it is a key all the time and when you stick it in people it unlocks their death.

Caboose is just an awesome character.

 

[About 115 Ninjas]

"Why didn't you ask Church or Tex to help you? Is it because I'm the best?"
"No it's because Church is an asshole and Tex doesn't trust me right now."
"Really? Why?"
"Because I got to use a sniper rifle and I unloaded a round into her ass"
"Hey chika bop bop"
"Caboose, what did I tell you about that!?!"
"Sorry, sorry."

 

[Shoggoth2588]

Hey chicka bum-bum.

Blarg-blargeh-honk-hooonk
"Wow Tucker, I guess you did teach him something."
"Dude, that's genetic."

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"WHO'S A GIRL!? I LIKE GIRLS!"

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"Politics make me Sooooooo horny"

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"I could be Double-O Doughnut!"
"Wouldn't that be...Dooughnut?"

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I own all five seasons on DVD and it's been a while since I've seen any ^^; I love that show