Favourite Red vs. Blue Line
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"There's no 'I' in 'team'"
"Yeah, but there's no 'you' either"
"So... if I'm not on the team and you're not on the team... there's no fucking team."
"Man, the team sucks."
You know, I haven't watched RvB in a LONG time. Might have to break out the DVDs...
"Yeah, but there's no 'you' either"
"So... if I'm not on the team and you're not on the team... there's no fucking team."
"Man, the team sucks."
You know, I haven't watched RvB in a LONG time. Might have to break out the DVDs...
From the season 4 outtakes, "Hey Grif, hold these bullets for me. *BAM* In your gut!"
"I will FUCKING stab you computer-phone lady!"
"IS it getting dark? We should head inside.' It hasn't gotten dark here in 3 FUCKING years!"
"BAT PEOPLE!"
"So you dug a hole and found a hole. Isn't that what a hole is?"
"Church if I die I want you to have my orange juice."
"I think I see what you mean shizno."
"Please don't leave me with the horrible doctor.' Shut up Caboose.' Now he's cursing at me!"
"I am Michael J. Caboose, and I HATE BABIES!"
"I shouldn't hold on, but I'm afraid to let go!"
"I will FUCKING stab you computer-phone lady!"
"IS it getting dark? We should head inside.' It hasn't gotten dark here in 3 FUCKING years!"
"BAT PEOPLE!"
"So you dug a hole and found a hole. Isn't that what a hole is?"
"Church if I die I want you to have my orange juice."
"I think I see what you mean shizno."
"Please don't leave me with the horrible doctor.' Shut up Caboose.' Now he's cursing at me!"
"I am Michael J. Caboose, and I HATE BABIES!"
"I shouldn't hold on, but I'm afraid to let go!"
"Hey rookie, did you just call my girlfriend a cow?"
"Why are there six pedals and only four directions?"
"A DUCK! Where! I love ducks."
"What can I say about Sarge, except of course good riddance... But seriously, Sarge lived a great life. And now that he's dead, our lives are pretty good too. Zing!"
"Slip it to them? Bow chicka bow wow!"
oh and the greatest line ever..
"Bow chicka honk honk!"
"Why are there six pedals and only four directions?"
"A DUCK! Where! I love ducks."
"What can I say about Sarge, except of course good riddance... But seriously, Sarge lived a great life. And now that he's dead, our lives are pretty good too. Zing!"
"Slip it to them? Bow chicka bow wow!"
oh and the greatest line ever..
"Bow chicka honk honk!"
(After Wash asks Church if he seriously thinks him being a ghost is more plausible than him being an AI)
"Boo, ************!"
"Boo, ************!"
"Oooh, I've been waiting for this. HEY *****! REMEMBER ME? I SAVED SOMETHIN' FOR YA!...YEAH! THREE POINTS, YA DIRTY WHORE (echoes and explosion)!"
Also:
"Once, when we were kids, we went skating on this pond and she fell through the ice. She was under there for three hours. When the fire department finally pulled her out, not only was she still alive, she was pregnent. If you can explain that to me, then I'll believe she's dead. Otherwise, show me the body."
Also:
"Once, when we were kids, we went skating on this pond and she fell through the ice. She was under there for three hours. When the fire department finally pulled her out, not only was she still alive, she was pregnent. If you can explain that to me, then I'll believe she's dead. Otherwise, show me the body."
There's just sooooo many. Um I'm gonna have to go with......Well the obvious
"You just got Sarged"
or in season five when Church is in Caboose's head "Awesome I'm like a fucking Jedi, oh shit they're both dead, that bad for me" and so on
"You just got Sarged"
or in season five when Church is in Caboose's head "Awesome I'm like a fucking Jedi, oh shit they're both dead, that bad for me" and so on
"Caboose, I don't think anyone likes you".
"I like me".
Or when Church gets shot by the tank
"You shot Church you team killing fucktard".
Also everything sarge ever said.
"I like me".
Or when Church gets shot by the tank
"You shot Church you team killing fucktard".
Also everything sarge ever said.
dang, all y'all took mine... something a little different, hm...
"What!? the RECORDING is in Spanish?!?" - Grif
Wash: "i need options..."
Grif: "I..."
Wash: "... and 'let's not do it' isn't an option."
Grif: "I spy something that begins with..."
Simmons: "Dirt"
Grif: "wow! how did you...?"
Simmons: "because you did 'rock' last time. and that's all that's out here, rocks and dirt."
"Is it a spider? GET IT OFF!!" - Donut
and one more for good measure:
"No, no. I mean... if we were to pull out TODAY and they were to come take our base, they would have TWO bases in the middle of a box canyon. whoop-de-fuckin-do!" - Simmons
"What!? the RECORDING is in Spanish?!?" - Grif
Wash: "i need options..."
Grif: "I..."
Wash: "... and 'let's not do it' isn't an option."
Grif: "I spy something that begins with..."
Simmons: "Dirt"
Grif: "wow! how did you...?"
Simmons: "because you did 'rock' last time. and that's all that's out here, rocks and dirt."
"Is it a spider? GET IT OFF!!" - Donut
and one more for good measure:
"No, no. I mean... if we were to pull out TODAY and they were to come take our base, they would have TWO bases in the middle of a box canyon. whoop-de-fuckin-do!" - Simmons
Church: Hey alien, does blargh mean "yes"?
Alien: Blargh
Church: Holy crap! He said yes, I speak alien!
Tex: Yes, but for all you know he said "no", in which case, no. Blargh means no.
Church: Pfft. Yeah right. Hey alien, am I right?
Alien: Blargh.
Church: Ha! See?
Ah... Classic.
Alien: Blargh
Church: Holy crap! He said yes, I speak alien!
Tex: Yes, but for all you know he said "no", in which case, no. Blargh means no.
Church: Pfft. Yeah right. Hey alien, am I right?
Alien: Blargh.
Church: Ha! See?
Ah... Classic.
You mean from Tucker "What are you gonna do? shoot him with ghost bullets?"skitzo van said:
Church "Yea I see your point"
Tucker "Hey I'm Casper the friendly bullet"