Favourite Red vs. Blue Line

[Blue22]

"Why are there only four pedals but six directions?"

Trust Grif to put a new spin on that joke.

 

[Kurokami]

Probably a forum for this already, too lazy to look.

I like the one that started it all, "You ever wonder why we're here?"

I think why personal favourite though was from one of the newer episodes. "You just got *explosion*...Dammit, messed up my one liner!"

"There is no eleven you fucking WHORE!"

(makes more sense with context)

Or, "Utilizing the Grif cannon we will create a Grif sized whole in the wall..."

 

[Quiet Stranger]

"I just wanna make sure we're all on the same page"

"WHAT PAGE!?! Do you see a book any wheres!?"

 

[tehbeard]

"how are we supposed to pick up chicks in a tank?" - Tucker
"Why are there six pedals and only four directions?" - Caboose
"Firing main cannon..." - Sheila
"This is the best game since Grifball!" - Sarge
"Bow Chicka Honk Honk" - Alien Baby

 

[captaincabbage]

I'd have to say just about everything Sarge has ever said.

Ever.

Agreed. XD

Also, gotta love Caboose, with just about everything he says too.
Caboose trying to drive the tank "Argh! Why are there six pedals and only four directions?"
". . . Or you could walk on your hands! then you could use your feet for eatin' sandwiches and high-fives, y'know, important stuff."

 

[RYjet911]

"Waaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiit!" Tucker runs up to the group from the relatively far away base, arriving out of breath. "I've got a hardline... Tex can use..."

 

[Knife-28]

"I am not a thing! My name is Leonard Church! AND YOU WILL FEAR MY LASER-FACE!"

Best...line...ever.

 

[SirDeadly]

-Sarge:"Hey Caboose. Give me a boost so I can see through that window."
Caboose:"Okay. You are a good person, and people say nice things about you."
S:"Not a morale boost, moron, a physical one."
C:"I don't think I can hold you. You are heavy."
S:"Okay fine, dammit, get on my shoulders and look through the window."
C:"I cannot do that! My head is round. That window is square."
*Sarge gives Caboose a boost anyway*
S:"Now, tell me what you see."
C:"I see some walls... and some ceilings. No... wait! Just ONE ceiling."

Love that part!

Caboose: I think "BLARG" means... me. Or... apples... GUYS! Apples must be the name of his cat!...QUICK, quick! Is apples stuck in a tree? ...I will call the fire department!

 

[capin Rob]

I AM CABOOSE. THE VIECHELE DESTROYER!!

 

[UberLemonBoy]

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at :34 on is pure GOLD

 

[Kud]

There's a room, with some walls and some ceilings...wait...no, there's only one ceiling.

 

[Warped_Ghost]

"I am a girl and I like pretty ribbons in my hair and I want to kiss all the boys."
or
"You know theres no I in team." "Ya buts theres no U either and if im not on the team and your not on the team then no ones on the goddam team! The team sucks."

 

[Toaster Hunter]

"That was the worst throw ever...of all time."

"Not my fault, someone put a wall in my way"

 

[CK76]

"I think it would be ironic if we were all made of iron."

One of those I wish I had thought of.

 

[nisgod67]

"That's what I call riding shotgun, Blamo!"
"Excellent shot and follow up one-liner sir!"

 

[archvile93]

"And Tenis is still boring!" Caboose

"Here's me killing you on top of your base. Here's me killing you under your base. I like this one cause I used a grenade. And here's me flying on a mongoose eight hundred yards to kill you. You never saw it coming. Now that's a landing!" Sarge

"I will fucking stab you computer lady." "Aw he lived, that's bullshit." Church

"Nobody died!" Washington

"Sir, private Johaness is dead." random guy

"Okay, nobody but that guy." Washington again

 

[halonut117]

Either: You just got (s'plosion) Damn it I messed up the one liner.
or
How's my bumper taste *****!?

 

[Fenreil]

Argh, everything's been said--wait, I don't think this has.

Sarge: Hey Caboose! You hear a noise behind you!
Caboose: I do? I wonder what it is. *turns*

 

[Geo Da Sponge]

Church: Hey reds!
Sarge: Freeze you dirty blue!
Church: Nononono! Hey, I'm here to help. Omega's on the loose and I think he's infected one of your guys.
Sarge: Infected? Initiate emergency plan delta, men!
*Shoots Grif in chest*

 

[duchaked]

I'd have to say just about everything Sarge has ever said.

Ever.

agreed!

most recently however... (fill in the blank, he missed his one-liner)

"You just got [SARGE'D]!"