Favourite Red vs. Blue Line

[Iklwa]

First Episode:

"We need men!"

"...How long have you guys been down there?"

Also:
"Guys, I think it just spoke to me telepathically! He just said Blarg!"
"No Caboose, you just have a delayed reaction."
"... ... Do not!"

 

[Jark212]

Sarge: What do you see?
Caboose: I see... a room.
Sarge: And? What's in the room?
Caboose: There are some walls, and some ceilings... wait! Just one ceiling.

I love Caboose...

 

[Above]

my only other option is to blame griff for comin' up with such a flawed plan...stupid stupid griff...

 

[JaredXE]

"My name is Michael J. Caboose.....and I HATE BABIES!"

 

[BlackJak007]

*Church shoots red lazer while in eplison orb thing*

Tucker : Maybe he shoots a blue lazer when he's depressed.

Caboose : I hate to see what makes a brown lazer.

Something like that anyways

 

[Anarchemitis]

I can't believe I died for this army.

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

I'd have to say just about everything Sarge has ever said.

Ever.

I love Sarge, his lines are so good.

 

[fix-the-spade]

Recently: I am Leonard Church AND YOU WILL FEAR MY FACE LASER!

Or: Activating emp...
Oh you gotta be (bang)

Old school: We are there six pedals but only four directions!?

Hey chicka bum-bum.

Bow chicka honk honk!

 

[Enigma6667]

"Their souls shall all taste my oblivion!!...which tastes just like Red Bull.......which is DISGUSTING!"

That, and everything single line by Caboose.

"No wonder it didn't like me. He was a chick. Chicks never like me."

"Caboose, I don't think ANYBODY likes you."

"...I like me..."

 

[tucci]

You are a gay robot

 

[Sarah Kerrigan]

"I think we should call it...that warthog."
"Why the Worthog sir?"
"I think it looks more like a puma to me."
"What in sma hell is a puma?"
"It's a big cat...like a lion."
"Your makin that up."

and

"You guys read my Harry Potter fanfiction, haven't you?"