Favourite Scott Pilgrim line?

[TOTL_UNIALAYSHUN]

I've been listening to the soundtrack to the movie lately. When I was listening to 'Round Two', I thought of the scene in the movie, and remembered my favourite line;

'Young Neil! You will now be known as;
Neeeeeeil...'

I laughed a lot. xD

So I wondered what other people's favourite lines were, and good 'ol Escapist came to mind! So, leave your favourite line here if you've seen the movie, or even the trailer, if you want.

 

[TheGreatFedora]

"It's milk and eggs, *****." - Vegan Police 1

 

[lokun489]

i just loved the first guys song and dance and wished the others had done so as i love musicals.

 

[ohgodalex]

"This thread sucks."
"SUCKS."

 

[Geekosaurus]

Pretty much anything Wallace says.

Crash: This song is for the guy who keeps yelling from the balcony, it's called "We Hate You, Please Die."
Wallace Wells: Sweet! I love this song.

 

[TOTL_UNIALAYSHUN]

"This thread sucks."
"SUCKS."

I don't take any offense to that, and I'm not trying to be offensive. It's not supposed to be some awesome thread that'll be on the first page for weeks, it was just something on my mind.

 

[TOTL_UNIALAYSHUN]

"It's milk and eggs, *****." - Vegan Police 1

I forgot about that one! Haha, definitely my second favourite.

 

[Booze Zombie]

"Todd Ingram: Tell it to the cleaning lady on Monday.
Scott Pilgrim: What?
Todd Ingram: Because you'll be dust by Monday... because you'll be pulverized in two seconds. The cleaning lady? She cleans up... dust. She dusts"

I liked it.

 

[ohgodalex]

"This thread sucks."
"SUCKS."

I don't take any offense to that, and I'm not trying to be offensive. It's not supposed to be some awesome thread that'll be on the first page for weeks, it was just something on my mind.

The joke was that I made fun of this thread concept using an appropriate movie quote.

 

[Geekosaurus]

"This thread sucks."
"SUCKS."

"You know what sucks? Everything."

 

[OblivionSoul]

"Guess who's drunk?" "I guess Wallace" "You guess right!"

 

[obedai]

What are you doing? GETTING A LIFE!

 

[Geekosaurus]

This too - I loved the part where he just appears next to ex no. 2 with his skateboard XD

I like how you don't see him for a while, and then she shows up at the Evil Ex #4 fight and shouts "Kick her in the balls!"

 

[Lucane]

Scott:Wow this is ... this is...
Wallace: What is it?
Scott:This is... boring! Delete.

 

[TOTL_UNIALAYSHUN]

"This thread sucks."
"SUCKS."

I don't take any offense to that, and I'm not trying to be offensive. It's not supposed to be some awesome thread that'll be on the first page for weeks, it was just something on my mind.

The joke was that I made fun of this thread concept using an appropriate movie quote.

I didn't remember that line.

Now I feel like a total fag.

I apologize to any and all Scott Pilgrim fans, I am not worthy. *hangs head in shame*

 

[FactualSquirrel]

"You deleted the email? YOU WILL PAY FOR YOUR INSOLENCE"

Okay, it's paraphrased, but it's also hilarious.

 

[DavidTheWise]

"I'm not here for her, I'm here for Me *ding*"

Life changing...

 

[Not-here-anymore]

'has-bian' made me laugh

Also, whilst not a line, the universal theme in 8-bit was possibly the highlight of my summer, causing a ridiculous grin which stayed for pretty much the entire film.

'That's it, you cocky cock!'
'We are sex bob-omb, and we are here to make money and sell out and stuff'

And, of course
'Stop! Vegan Police!'

Book edit: Knives' father says something to her in Chinese about dating Scott (handily translated for the reader).
"What did he just say?"
"I dunno, it was in, like, Chinese or something"

 

[Cain_Zeros]

I'm in lesbians with you.

 

[ohgodalex]

I didn't remember that line.

Now I feel like a total fag.

I apologize to any and all Scott Pilgrim fans, I am not worthy. *hangs head in shame*

The gang are walking to Julie's party and Scott goes "This party's gonna suck!" Neil immediately says "SUCK." The scene then cuts to the party, where Scott says "This party sucks," and Neil goes "SUCKS."