Favourite Scott Pilgrim line?

[Rylot]

"Everything does not suck. Listen to this, okay? Just listen. You hear that? That's' market bacon hitting the pan. Today a child is born unto us, and his name will be bacon." - Wallace Wells

I don't even know why I find that line so damn funny, but it is so true. (PS: it's from the books)

 

[ProfessorLayton]

"The movies not as good as the comics"

I was hoping someone else heard that. I didn't notice it until the second time I saw it.

I also love "You cocky cock!" and "In short, being vegan just makes you better than most people." Or something like that.

From the movie it is "YOU PUNCHED THE HIGHLIGHTS OUT OF HER HAIR!!!" but in the books in vol. 6 its is when Scott remebers his relationship with Envy and Envy is like "omigod ur like, such a stud" and Scott is like "yeah totes".

I really wished they used the memory cam in the movie because those made me laugh like an idiot in the middle of a Barnes & Noble.

 

[Mana Fiend]

"You were a Vegan, now you will Be Gone!"
The looks that follow it are just great.

And, of course, "You had a sexy phase?"

 

[The4th_Survivor]

It's from the books, but I just keep saying this to everyone....

"If your life had a face, I'd kick it in the balls".

Priceless!

 

[Vladamir69]

Wallace: You have to use the "L" word.
Scott: Lesbian?
Wallace: no the other "L" word.
Scott: Lesbians.

I saw this on the commercials but even when i saw the movie it still cracked me up.

 

[Inco]

"This song is called ' i am sad, so very, very sad' "
'SO SAD'
Thank you."

Wallace (after that)- "its not a race you know!"

 

[Guitarmasterx7]

"Somehow being a vegan just makes you better than everyone else"

 

[RoyalWelsh]

Todd Ingram: Tell it to the cleaning lady on Monday.
Scott Pilgrim: What?
Todd Ingram: Because you'll be dust by Monday... because you'll be pulverized in two seconds. The cleaning lady? She cleans up...dust. She dusts.
Scott Pilgrim: So, what's on Monday?
Todd Ingram: 'Cause...it's Friday now, she's the weekends off, so...Monday, right?"

Also;

Roxy Richter: You punched me in the boob! Prepare to die obviously!

 

[TheLefty]

He's as hot as the hell you two bitches are going to.

 

[Capt. Crankypants]

WOW.....girl number......

 

[Samwise137]

'We are sex bob-omb, and we are here to make money and sell out and stuff'

Yep. This one for sure. The first one I think of when I think of the movie.

 

[emeraldrafael]

Ramona: I was a little bi-curious.
ex gf: well i'm a little bi-furious.

 

[the lapalminator]

guess whos drunk! i guess wallace

 

[BlumiereBleck]

"BREAD MAKES YOU FAT?" and of course "The band should be called Neeeeil."

 

[Freedomario]

Im not sure, but i think this was my favorite one.

What are you doing? GETTING A LIFE!

 

[Stormcloud23]

You guys should read the books, they have plenty of golden lines not found in the movies.
http://i.imagehost.org/0191/Best_Pickup_Line_Ever.jpg

 

[thenoblitt]

whenever me and my friends talk about a girl we now always say yeah she sheems aweshome, with that weird accent yung neil has

 

[willsham45]

I cannot hit a girl there soft

and devidination ray
chicken is'nt vigan?