IT'S THE PAAAIIN-- [crowd shouts] KILLAAA!!!
I mean, come on, he blasts bolts of steel, resurrects mankind, rides a metal monster and shit. He is faster than a laser bullet, louder than an atom bomb and brighter than a thousand suns, too. EVIL'S GOING UNDER DEADLY WHEEEEELS!!! *vroom*
But his greatest feat is being one of the cheesiest characters ever conceived in music.