Fellowship Of The... You!

[mshcherbatskaya]

Hothead Paisan, because she is not your fuckin' spritzhead girlfriend, she is HOTHEAD PAISAN, Homicidal Lesbian Terrorist!

Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, because he's the only one who could keep up with Hothead Paisan when it comes to sheer carnage.

Ellen Ripley, with her flamethower/machine gun/rocket launcher and the loader

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, because she did this shit every season for 7 seasons.

Chow Yun-Fat, because he never runs out of bullets, and also he is awesome.

 

[Spleenbag]

You guys realize that the Mole People burned rome and did 9/11 and WTC right? Seriously, don't even try - the Mole people are the Masons, they are the Illuminati - and nothing is going to stop them.

dude, we have, at just a glance, Knights, Magicians, Robots, ninjas, gods and a klingon going down there. the molemen are going down faster than britney's sister

Single best thing I've read in about four months. Yoinked and stuck in a few signatures, if you don't mind. Or if you do. =P

As for my team:
Super Mega Death Christ 2000 BC Version 4.0 Beta--Jesus meets Optimus Prime/Iron Man. 'Nuff said.
V--Psychotic weirdo specializing in ass-kickery.
Bender--He will A) make me laugh and B) bend moles.
Sergeant Johnson--Capable of one-shotting anyone with any weapon, in addition to being invulnerable.
Pun-Pun--Theoretical D+D character with infinite amounts of every stat (that means infinite HP as well). Look him up sometime.

 

[Nugoo]

Now that I think about it, I should have replaced one of the people on my list with one of the chickens from Ocarina of Time. The only problem is that I can't decide who to leave off the list.

 

[Ultrajoe]

THIS IS MY TEAM

[link]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8ye4mYR878&feature=related[/link]

the bit from Gandalf the Grey to Hulk Hogan

thats my team

The fucking moles are dead.

 

[madmurch]

Some pretty nasty teams here: Groucho Marx, Skaven Grey Seers, Artemis Fowl, River Tam, Greg House and a hundred MGS and FF characters. But I'm gonna stick with my team of the 5 finest mole-men available. They're clearly the good guys, after all.

 

[crabman]

Chell from Portal - You get a portal gun, a companion cube, and cake.
Jack Bauer - He points at things, he shouts 'bang', they die.
Hurley from Lost - Because why the hell not. I guess if everything goes wrong we could eat him.
Mr Kipling - Exceedingly good cakes.
aaaand
some sort of rampaging God - let's face it, he's gonna win.

You may have noticed that half of my team seems to bring food to the table (oh great, really good pun there). Well that's because I like food. OK?

EDIT:
Just thought, could I replace one of my team members with King Leonidas and his 300?
Would that count as one person?

 

[Whiskyjakk]

Now that I think about it, I should have replaced one of the people on my list with one of the chickens from Ocarina of Time.

Nah, that would actually give your team a fighting chance. You were doomed once that chicken army descended, doomed!!!

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Gordon Freeman (Just because)
Doctor Who (4th Regeneration) (Just because)
Alan Rickman (Because he's better on my side than against us)
Vetenari (Because someone will have to train the Molemen to work with us)
Chun Li (Because I fancy her)

 

[Omnidum]

Mah team:

The Medic
The Heavy
Ronald Macdonald
Artemis Fowl
The protagonist from Fable (although he ages like a bloody Age of Empires match)

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Sinistar - BEWARE, I LIVE!

 

[The Sorrow]

Alucard: He crashed a F*cking SR-71 into an aircraft carrier's deck at Mach 3.2 and lived. Then slaughtered the entire crew. Totally awesome.
Alexander Anderson: Eat holy bayonets, beotch!
Walter C. Dornez: C'mon, this guy uses wires that can cut through entire buildings.
The guy from Bioshock: Magic bee-shooting hand>Moles
Moogly Googly Great is Equal to Reviews: Any mole that sees him coming will invariably commit suicide.

 

[Melaisis]

Viggo Mortensen, first. I mean, we could all do with a ruggedly-handsome man around the place, right? Although his taste in shirts is somewhat... strange - I heard he could commit The Perfect Murder!

Secondly, Orlando Bloom could be a useful personality to have with. Not only is he a charming pretty boy to distract the moles with, but also he has amazing healing abilities (like he fell off a three-story high roof, became disabled and then regained his ability to walk a short time later anyway).

Thirdly, another Brit should probably join the party, so that we're all on nice, familiar terms. Thus, I'll go with Sean Bean. Although he has somewhat treacherous tendencies in all of the roles he plays, perhaps he could act his way into the moleman community and let them lower their defences, or just make off with their gold?

...

Wait a seco-

 

[GenHellspawn]

Sinistar - BEWARE, I LIVE!

Heh, I'm not the only one who knows about obscure arcade games!

 

[The Potato Lord]

Pac-man-c'mon he eats GHOSTS!
Zombie Lincoln-(he keeps an AK-47 in his hat).
A Furbie-Scariest Thing EVER.
I AM ERROR-just because (5 theoretical dollars if you can guess the reference).
ZIG- because he has great Justice.

 

[thebobmaster_v1legacy]

Tifa Lockheart: She can take care of any attackers...unarmed.

Mickey Mouse: Before you laugh, play Kingdom Hearts 2.

Artemis Fowl: For the already listed reasons.

Dante: A human shield that cannot die. Sweet...

Butler: If you have Artemis, you have to have Butler.

 

[le machin]

Six people against a hive of mole-people. As we don't know exactly what's down there I think variety and versatility are key to succeeding on our mission. Because of the possibility of encountering something immune to normal weapons- or having to face a mole-person mage- I would need at least one spell-caster. I'll also need a heavy weapons guy as we'll be outnumbered and may need to mow down these baddies real fast-like. For those that get up close, a melee and close-quarters combat specialist. For when the going gets rough it makes sense to have a medic handy. There's the four basic classes I'll need for this dungeon crawl.

And now for the list-

Wizard - Edwin, Baldur's Gate Series. He was the best mage in the series, barring non-recruitable characters that I'm not sure I could count on.

Heavy Weapons Guy - Heavy Weapons Guy, TF2. Obvious. "WHO TOUCHED SASHA?"

CQB - Solid Snake. Resourceful and deadly with his hands. He would make a decent scout too.

Melee - Thundergod Cid Orlandu, Final Fantasy Tactics. Legendary old dude with a sword. He's also got non-physical sword magic for when he's out of range or unable to deal damage with his blade.

Medic - Dr. Foreman, House. I choose him for the same reason Dr. House did- he's got a tough-guy background, so presumably he could handle a submachine gun in addition to being a solid doctor.

 

[Sylocat]

1) Agent 47
2) The Prince of Persia
3) Leonidas
4) Ryu Hayabusa
5) The Punisher

And the game plan? Forget about the temple of mutant mole rats and see if we can assassinate, murder and extort our way into that 'King of the World' job.

Thinking outside the box. That's the kind of initiative we need.

 

[Nugoo]

Now that I think about it, I should have replaced one of the people on my list with one of the chickens from Ocarina of Time.

Nah, that would actually give your team a fighting chance. You were doomed once that chicken army descended, doomed!!!

No, see, that's the beauty of it. Not only do I actually accomplish my mission, but there's no way the rest of my team could survive a rampaging OoT chicken.

 

[Undeed]

1-Green Lantern. Heavily OP to begin with. Kyle Rayner specifically, because his imagination makes things more amusing and he seems to be the most agreeable of the group.

2-Kirby. He's a black hole, invincible and inescapable if you can get his back to a wall.

3-I'm trying desperately to think of a geomancer, but I don't seem to have any names in my head for that. Someone who could control the earth around us, and settle it quickly. Whosis from Naruto would do well.

4-The Lion Beast from Black&White2- A machine of war, and capable of casting small miracles including heal, water, and fire.

Not sure that I need a fifth but in the event that it comes up I'll pick Snake, because on top of his combat skill he can turn molemen into fine cuisine on a moment's notice.