Fetishes you just don't understand

[Yokai]

Basically anything that is more likely to be seen in a snuff film than everyday life. Anyone who's turned on by mutilation, cannibalism, bodily functions, etc. is pretty messed up and should probably find a hobby.

Also, furries (not counting the ones who merely identify with animals nonsexually because I'm sure one will take not and tell me I'm generalizing. It's okay, you guys are weird for different reasons). Being attracted to animals is one thing (still weird), being attracted to animals with human features is all kinds of creepy. It's the uncanny valley thing that really gets me. I find most furry art disturbing even if it's not overtly sexual. Human torso, dog head, anime eyes...ugh.

 

[thrillingsuspense]

Feet

And furies

Oh god the furies

you mean furries, right? not roman deities that embodied vengeance and the fury of the dead?

I don't know that part when the furies swept the battlefield in The Iliad was pretty sexy.

 

[KefkaCultist]

Furries. It's goddamn bestiality.

No it isn't.

As for me, anything poo related... I mean, really? It's just... nasty...

EDIT: Also apparently Cheeto fetish is a thing... /shrug

 

[Stevanchez]

Apotemnophilia and acrotomophilia.

It's actually kind of funny because, by definition, a lot of American women(because of cultural norms) are acrotomophiliacs.

Also necrophilia, but I'm pretty sure a lot of people already said that.

 

[Merkavar]

anything to do with poo pee or vomit i just dont get.

 

[iblis666]

Sadism. If I were to try it, I'd feel compelled to apologize constantly.

The ultimate oxymoron! A Canadian Sadist!

OT. Dickgirls. Why oh why must some depraved being feel the need to put a dick on everything? Bulletstorm has nothing on the denizens of /d/. It makes no sense, if you have a dick, why do you want to put another one on a woman? Its like an aggressive way of denying homosexuality. Because its on a woman its okay to lust after dicks!

This is just /d/ however, home of the depraved.

as far as i understand the whole thing there are really 2 fetishes that get called by that name 1 is the run of the mill shemale fetishists who are easily explained though i dont see the appeal and then the futanari fetishists who like women and like penetration way more than a simple vibrator can cause but generally dislike men in their porn and so for the most part you can just think of it as lesbian porn with a real dick for a strap on though thats not to say that the different fetishes dont get blended like ill never see the appeal of futa with balls

 

[yanipheonu]

Nose fetish.

And I don't mean people finding noses attractive, that's pretty normal.

I mean people sticking things in the nose. Or prying the nostrils open. Just... WUT.

 

[MorsePacific]

I really don't understand most fetishes. I'm just not very picky.

 

[Alon Shechter]

Hentai Tentacles.
Oh shit, why am I even aware of this monstrous thing's existence...

 

[DarkhoIlow]

Scat,vore,torture,snuff..you know the "extreme" kind of fetishes are those I don't get.

 

[Kurokasumi]

Loli fetish. Seriously. What the fuck?

 

[Ramare]

I'd have a far easier time of listing fetishes I do understand.

I understand fetishes based on role-playing, and that's about it. Nearly anything else just confuses the hell out of me.

I'll just go ahead and say exactly what you said.

There's a hell of a lot of fetishes, some we don't even have official names for. You really want us to list all of them, that we don't understand?

I'll list one of off the top of my head, though. Vore. Exactly the one the OP mentioned.

 

[teebeeohh]

where does all the hate for feet come from?
feet are the things you wear shoes on, that makes them awesome

 

[somonels]

x = Everything - a few.

 

[Secret world leader (shhh)]

This is certainly an educational topic!

OT:Loli/pedophillia
Vorephillia
Gore/snuff
Castration (I get the whole BDSM thing but seriously?)
And giant fetish (i can't remember what it's called)
Also scat, I find it impossible to understand why ANYONE would like that.

 

[Vhite]

Excluding the disgusting ones, I find feet and armpit fetishes rather wierd.

 

[Ironic Pirate]

Gorn for one.

Unbirthing for another.

What the hell is unbirthing?

It's like being born, in reverse. Eaten by a vagina. I have experience with UB, as they tend to hang out with the voraphiles and preg fetish people (ie me) despite not really liking it myself. Often people will go right to the womb, get turned into a fetus, and then birthed a few months later.

Anyone with any vore or preg fetish questions can ask them. Maybe we can figure something out.

Ok, but sometimes it's not even just pregnancy, it seems to be just the idea of a bulbous, distended stomach. Deviant art seems to be a hotbed of this.

If I had to guess, it'd be the same idea as the preg fetish, it's just that they got used to seeing that shape as sexualized and dropped the pregnancy part just because. It might be stuffing or inflation though, neither of which I'm too sure about.

 

[Shirokurou]

Furries...
I mean sure, I can understand
hot

I am fairly sure Morrigan isn't furry

That's the point.
I can find catgirls (essentially girls with cat-ears) or head-wings hot, but actual furries just freak me the fuck out.

 

[Ironic Pirate]

...I didn't really know it was possible to understand fetishes to begin with. Really though, I think I'll just say all of them, with special mentions to pedophilia and it's various.....sub-genres, bestiality/furry, and really anything that has to deal with death, ranging from everything involving necrophelia to...vore, I think it's called? Whatever the thing is that involves getting eaten, or watching people get eaten, not too sure myself.

Yeah, that's vore. I don't understand it myself, and I have it.

It would make sense that it's sort of a weirder version of S&M, except that a few voraphiles (me, and some friends) don't like S&M but do like vore...

Scat, and pretty much anything involving violence. S&M I can kind of understand, but actual gore freaks me out. Also, I heard about something called "unbirth" and I don't know what it is but it seems really really freaky, and probably slightly scary.

Unbirth is, well, a reversed birth. You can picture as being eaten by a vagina. A lot of the time, the unbirthee is "absorbed" into the womb and then normal birthed as the child of the unbirther a few months later. I don't like UB myself, but Ub art tends to be on the same sites as vore and pregnancy, so I end up seeing it anyway. I don't get scat either, but I have to tolerate it because it often crops up in the middle of otherwise awesome vore art, which can be... startling the first time you see it.

I'm just happy I finally have a use for all my seemingly useless fetish knowledge.

 

[Aphex Demon]

Basically, every post above me.