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[snowman6251]

Score Attack. BlazBlue.

Dear god. The rage. UNLIMITED CHARACTERS! ARGGGGGGGGGGH!

Unlimited Hakumen is such a fucking asshole. AUGH! Ruins it for me every time.

I raged at MW2 once. Actually ended up breaking a controller at which point I realized what a dipshit I was being and I've kept my rage in check since.

Also a few points in God of War got me pretty pissed. The room before Pandora's Box with the rollers and conveyor belts and archers and fire traps and INFINITE FUCKING HARPIES. That and the part with Kratos' family.

 

[Hippobatman]

motolov

Ha! Motolov

*Ahem*.. Yes, haven't you heard about it? Apparently it was used often in mafia gangs during the fifties.

I do, it was that you misspelled it It's molotov, right?

I was actually thinking moto love, as if the gang had a moto, and they fought enemies with the love of their moto

Yeah, it was a typo x)

I was just trying to (poorly) disguise the fact that I misspelled it.

 

[SpideyIRL]

Call of Duty: World at War. Russian campaign. The german sniper. My friend and I spent two and a half hours on this level, getting killed every single time by the german sniper, raging after every death.

Funny thing is, when I replayed the game on veteran, it only took me around 5 respawns to beat him.

 

[cartographer54]

Tony Hawk: Pro Skater. WTF, I was so pissed off when I just couldnt get this hidden tape on a huge rock in the middle of nowhere:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFoKcfwRqv0

Other games include: Meatboy, and Megaman 9.

 

[Deathman101]

I rage on an IdrA level when playing COD4 on PC (Promod!)

 

[MiracleOfSound]

Assassins creed brotherhood: the mission you rescue the Forli woman. Level design is not one of the games strong points.

No, no it is not. Especially when you're going for 100% sync.

I've never gotten as mad at a single player game as I did that one, in fact I made a thread about it:

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/9.248770-Assassins-Creed-Brotherhood-makes-me-punch-the-couch?page=1

 

[blankedboy]

Jumper.

/thread, guarentee. play the game if you don't believe me

 

[Ih8pkmn]

Left 4 Dead 2 online. I bought the game during a free Xbox Live weekend, and the net was so jammed, I would shoot a zombie, and it would take 10 seconds for the game to realize I had shot it. I broke my Xbox 360 controller(the only one I had at the time STUPID). I never play that game anymore... Every time I log onto it for online, BAM. Lag sandwich. It's stupid. The zombies all look like civilians from Tf2, and tanks can punch you from halfway across the map. And that's in FREAKING CAMPAIGN MODE With only 4 Players. I don't even WANT to know what it's like with 8 players.

More recently: Okami.
Fucking Fire Eyeballs and Ice Lips. yes, those are enemies.and yes, they look as absurd as they sound, and yes, they can take away half your health with 1 good strike if they work in a pack.

 

[WOPR]

Ok Escapists, time to let it all out.

Have you been pushed to your limits with a game? Online or Offline? Has something so terrible happened to you during your time of leisure that pissed you off so much you threw your controller across the room or bashed your keyboard against the wall? Did you kick a pet just because it was the nearest thing to you at the time?
Tell us exactly what happened.. What game was it? What happened? and how did you react?

I'll start with the time is was getting my ass kicked in Soul Calibur 4 hard mode and tried to chew off my analog sticks every time Talim knocked me over or threw me. I was having a very bad day that day.

If I said no would you believe me?
...I should mention I've beaten IWBTG on "Very Hard"

can I also say that I find people that break things over a GAME to be childish?

On that note a friend and I were playing a game (a racing game) I killed him in it (part of the game is to kill other racers) and he yelled, cussed me out, ripped the cord out of my GameCube, and threw my gamecube controller out the window...

note the window WAS closed

the other people at the party then proceeded to call him a whiny b*tch that needs to grow up
and I escorted him home with my baseball bat in hand and had him tell his dad what he did and that he would be buying me a new controller and window

...yeah that was fun

freaking idiots like that need to be purged from the planet

and before anyone asks how old he was saying he sounds like an 8 year old, he's 19

 

[SimuLord]

East of Goodsprings, south of Quarry Junction---you know the place with the Radscorpions? Well, I was taking care of the scorps with no great difficulty (Hunting Rifle + .308 JSP from Hand Loader perk + Entomologist + Rank 3 Bug Stomper = dead Radscorpions)---when a FUCKING DEATHCLAW emerged out of the Abandoned Shack (?!) and proceeded to ruin my shit faster than you could say "HOLY FUCK A DEATHCLAW".

 

[koriantor]

Starcraft II...

I was on a losing streak...

I had to play one more game just to break it...

I didn't break it...

 

[Dango]

I've gotten pretty pissed off at all of the Total War games. I absolutely rage when my units rout for absolutely no reason.

 

[Professor James]

Score Attack. BlazBlue.

Dear god. The rage.

Xbox Morrowind, when played on 360.

Dear god. The loading. It's not bad on just an Xbox, though. But when you play the Xbox disc, in a 360 console. HOLY FUCK.

Wait......
I can play my original XBox disc of Morrowind in my 360?
WHY DID I NOT KNOW THIS BEFORE?!
OT: I haven't raged at a game since I played Deception, taking on Onaga.
Seriously, if the character can kick further than your character is tall, then the game is seriously broken.

Yeah I can't confirm this but I think Microsoft said that if you keep your 360 updated, you can play all the original xbox games. here"s a link:http://support.microsoft.com/kb/911314

 

[SkoopMaster]

Playing Devil May Cry when I was younger... oh dear god I bit down on my controller to suppress the rage losing to that damn magma spider thing I still don't know what the hell its and frankly I don't care, all I know is that its dead and I'm happy now.

 

[Omikron009]

The final levels of Super Meat Boy. GAAAAAAH!!!

 

[TetsuoKaneda]

East of Goodsprings, south of Quarry Junction---you know the place with the Radscorpions? Well, I was taking care of the scorps with no great difficulty (Hunting Rifle + .308 JSP from Hand Loader perk + Entomologist + Rank 3 Bug Stomper = dead Radscorpions)---when a FUCKING DEATHCLAW emerged out of the Abandoned Shack (?!) and proceeded to ruin my shit faster than you could say "HOLY FUCK A DEATHCLAW".

Oh, there are worse fates. How is it when you find a Cazador, seconds later an entire swarm of Cazzies is busy fucking your face off? And the damn things are armored to hell and back, too...

 

[samster284]

Fallout New Vegas. Dear god the bugs. everywhere.

 

[Sixcess]

Crysis drove me into a controller hurling rage that I've haven't felt since the days of the PS1. The VTOL level is possibly the worst sequence of any video game I've ever played. The thing just handles like a brick, and hurtles backwards into the ground at the slightest touch of the controls. Then the game started crashing on me (well, it is Crysis, it has a reputation to live up to) right at the end of the level, over and over and over again...

 

[SimuLord]

East of Goodsprings, south of Quarry Junction---you know the place with the Radscorpions? Well, I was taking care of the scorps with no great difficulty (Hunting Rifle + .308 JSP from Hand Loader perk + Entomologist + Rank 3 Bug Stomper = dead Radscorpions)---when a FUCKING DEATHCLAW emerged out of the Abandoned Shack (?!) and proceeded to ruin my shit faster than you could say "HOLY FUCK A DEATHCLAW".

Oh, there are worse fates. How is it when you find a Cazador, seconds later an entire swarm of Cazzies is busy fucking your face off? And the damn things are armored to hell and back, too...

Per The Vault, Cazzies are unarmored (DT=0), so a good SMG and enough ammo are all you need. That said, I hate those fuckers with an all-consuming passion because the fucking screech they make when they attack makes me jump out of my fucking skin and drop large quantities of F-bombs on forums.

(edit: According to the Vault article on Cazadores, the loud screech is the poison effect sound, and apparently whenever a Caz poisons something, even out of view of the player, the sound plays as if it were right in the player's ear, which is why I jump like I'm so damn surprised!)