Fictinal characters you're horrified that you find so attractive

[Julianking93]

Spoiler

Never seen/read Fullmetal Alchemist.

How do you do that? How do you get into anime and not know fullmetal?

*head explodes*

I don't know. I just haven't.

Every time it comes on TV, I typically change channels

Another thing people seem to go crazy over is how I've never even seen Cowboy Bebop.

I'll let that sink in for a moment.

 

[Eldarion]

Spoiler

Never seen/read Fullmetal Alchemist.

How do you do that? How do you get into anime and not know fullmetal?

*head explodes*

I don't know. I just haven't.

Every time it comes on TV, I typically change channels

Another thing people seem to go crazy over is how I've never even seen Cowboy Bebop.

I'll let that sink in for a moment.

*body gets up from table*

WHAT????

*body explodes*

Although in all seriousness, I never got into cowboy bebop either. It just seems like Spike and company have adventures in utter pointlessness.

 

[Julianking93]

Although in all seriousness, I never got into cowboy bebop either. It just seems like Spike and company have adventures in utter pointlessness.

Never seen it, so I can't comment.

I seem to watch more obscure anime considering a lot of people ask me what the fuck I'm talking about when I list my favorite anime/manga series.

 

[Eldarion]

Although in all seriousness, I never got into cowboy bebop either. It just seems like Spike and company have adventures in utter pointlessness.

Never seen it, so I can't comment.

I seem to watch more obscure anime considering a lot of people ask me what the fuck I'm talking about when I list my favorite anime/manga series.

We should chat about it sometimes. I enjoy new anime, what obscure stuff do you recommend? But thats off topic, I'll PM you.

I found a better picture.

It shows up small here weird.

 

[Kron_the_mad wants to be deleted]

the one on the left

 

[IamSofaKingRaw]

]I'll just go ahead and say...

Spoiler

Somehow this seems like she would get attacked by a tentacle monster

It's uhh, how do I say this. Someone should tell him. That's a he, dude. Very regrettably, that is a male character. I think the appropriate phrase is "IT'S A TRAP"!

For me it would either be any furry character or some loli-esc characters (Eg. Lucky Star or FF Tactic's doujin's). Yeah... I'm pretty sick.

Wait what!? THATS A F$^&* GUY!

 

[Chancie]

Most of the characters I find attractive don't have anything weird about them. I mean, the weirdest thing is that some of them are a little crazy (Light from Death Note, Caim from Drakengard).

But, I'll be brave and say it.
Hope from Final Fantasy XIII.
What? He's cute! And in my defense, there's really only a four year gap between our ages (he's 14, right?), but even still. So, maybe once he's grown up some. xD

...I feel like a creeper now...thanks a lot, guys!

 

[craddoke]

Nothing in video games really does it for me - not that I wouldn't give Kerrigan or April Ryan a tumble just like the next guy, but it's not a strong attraction (or particularly deviant).

Television and movies are too heavily marketed to our sex drives to count - I mean, you're supposed to desire the characters, so it's hard to feel bad about it (even Dren, Kim Possible, or the Kyoshi Warriors/Suki).

Books are another matter entirely. A whole big orgy comprised of characters from the Kushiel series is a definite (though with a firm "no fleschettes (used on me)" rule in place); Thursday Next -- with her sequels (both the action hero and hippie versions); the female Fremen warriors from Dune... etc. Again, though, I'm not sure these count as deviant.

Does that make me a deviant?

 

[Dango]

Adding on to the ones I said earlier:

Spoiler: This one even I find weird, Rachel from BlazBlue

Spoiler: This one actually makes sense though, Rangiku from Bleach

Spoiler: This also doesn't make much sense, Taiga from Toradora!

I'm probably way more attracted to anime girls than I should be.

 

[Sten4sw]

I always though Jak was really hot, especially in Jak X

Alos, the female character from Jak X whose names I forget.

But, I think Master Tigress is the hottest thing ever.

Also, the female wolf from the new Dreamworks animated thing coming out soon, Alpha and Omega.

(Sorry, I'm new here, and I don't yet know how to put pictures in the spoiler thing.)

 

[kickyourass]

All I can think of a moment is Etna from the Disgea series.

Spoiler

She looks like a fucking 11 year old, but that sexy flat chest... that cute yet seductive twinkle in her eyes, and those pointy teeth... YAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR

Dear God... he's in the room...

Spoiler

HAHAH, you're not alone man, but hey she's a demon she's probably a couple hundred years your senior.

Why don't you have a seat.

Please have a seat right there.

Go on, have a seat.

OHHH FUCK *Runs away*

 

[Shoqiyqa]

Although in all seriousness, I never got into cowboy bebop either. It just seems like Spike and company have adventures in utter pointlessness.

Well, the main story arc is film noir, so they're supposed to be stalked by futility and torn down by fate.

Ultimately, isn't it all pointless, though? The universe collapses in on itself and all memories are erased, after all.

I mean, you're supposed to desire the characters, so it's hard to feel bad about it (even Dren, Kim Possible, or the Kyoshi Warriors/Suki).

Dren .....

..... no, just not starting that discussion. Not yet. I'll wait until more people have gone to see Splice first. I don't want to post spoilers, even behind spoiler tags, yet.

 

[Elephant Walker19]

]I'll just go ahead and say...

Spoiler

Explain that one for me,please good sir.

No but seriously the character is a dude.

Does....does that make me

Spoiler: uhhhhhhhhgggggg

gay for wanking it to that pic

 

[Chamale]

]I'll just go ahead and say...

Spoiler

OK, I don't get it. Is it that he looks too effeminate? That he's really young? Some plot-related thing I've never heard of?

 

[Captain Booyah]

Spoiler: Him.

OH DEAR GOD I'm just joking. Seriously. P. Head's just nightmare fuel. (He does have obsessive fangirls on places like DeviantArt and Fandom Secrets though, who would be more than happy to get molested by him. And for reasons that I will never, ever be able to fathom.)

I can't really think of any one character now, but I know that the last time I found a character attractive -- when they really, really shouldn't be -- was Lord Vetinari from Terry Pratchett's Discworld series. I was reading Going Postal a month or so ago, and then I realized. And then I facepalmed.

 

[Blindswordmaster]

Although in all seriousness, I never got into cowboy bebop either. It just seems like Spike and company have adventures in utter pointlessness.

Well, the main story arc is film noir, so they're supposed to be stalked by futility and torn down by fate.

Ultimately, isn't it all pointless, though? The universe collapses in on itself and all memories are erased, after all.

I mean, you're supposed to desire the characters, so it's hard to feel bad about it (even Dren, Kim Possible, or the Kyoshi Warriors/Suki).

Dren .....

..... no, just not starting that discussion. Not yet. I'll wait until more people have gone to see Splice first. I don't want to post spoilers, even behind spoiler tags, yet.

Considering the posts here, the reference to he end of Splice is hilarious. You'll get it after you've seen it. Go see it though, it's a great movie.

 

[Clunks]

..... no, just not starting that discussion. Not yet. I'll wait until more people have gone to see Splice first. I don't want to post spoilers, even behind spoiler tags, yet.

All I'll say is, well done to that film for not pussying out on its subject matter.

 

[Blue Musician]

Vampire Bloodlines anyone?

Spoiler: Velvet Velour

Spoiler: Jeanette Voerman

Ah, good old VTM:B.

Yeah, I really like Velvet. I forgot about her. Didn't like so much the second one though.

OT: Cannot say what I am horrified to, I mean apart from Pyramid Head (not gay).

 

[RvLeshrac]

Everyone's going to pussy out and not say Hit Girl?

Don't lie.