Fictional Characters you'd like to punch

[Blind0bserver]

Peggy Hill, preferably to death.

 

[Pseudonym2]

Wesley Gibson from Wanted.

He ends the movie by breaking the 4th wall to insult you and the last page in the comic book is him braking the forth wall by threatening to prison rape the reader.

Patrick Bateman from American Psycho.

 

[SilverUchiha]

Edward Cullen (Twilight), Ellis and Bill (Left 4 Dead), Anyone in Naruto but Kakashi and Jiraiya (Naruto), Michael Atkinson (real life), Angsty Prince of Persia (Warrior Within), Anakin Skywalker (Star Wars), George Lucas (real life), and Eric Cartman (South Park)

 

[Amondren]

I would punch Reaver in the face also i mean why wouldnt i plent of reasons others have stated >_> (and Romeo and Juliet, acting without thinking maybe, not so much a punch to the face but more of a slap or a flick on their forehead.)

 

[evilartist]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PdeGx1obvc

That kid.

Wow, I thought I was the only one who was annoyed by that beady-eyed piece of shit. What's the deal with him stretching his neck up and giving that goofy expression? Did the producer think that would be cute? He looks like a dumbass.

 

[Grayjack]

Morrigan. Repeat until pulpy.

Morrigan from Darkstalkers or Dragon Age?

OT: I would punch Maximillian from Valkyria Chronicles. That smug, selfish asshole didn't care about anyone. He deserves worse then what happened to him at the end. There are more people, but the list would be too long.

 

[GreyWolf257]

Tom Sawyer. He is just so friggin' stupid! I just want to break his nose! Mark Twain really knows how to make an annoying character.

 

[Kurokami]

Edward Cullen (Twilight), Ellis and Bill (Left 4 Dead), Anyone in Naruto but Kakashi and Jiraiya (Naruto), Michael Atkinson (real life), Angsty Prince of Persia (Warrior Within), Anakin Skywalker (Star Wars), George Lucas (real life), and Eric Cartman (South Park)

I preferred the angry prince of Persia over the retarded wise crackin' one.

Seymour from FFX, the smug, narcisstic, meglomaniacal prick that he was.

You had to fight the bastard 5 or so times, can you really blame him for being cocky? (Sure he was defeated every time, but he definitely has immortality down to an art... a very frustrating one) Personally I loved him, would like to punch Wakka occasionally, oh and Tidus. They...choke on their words... so often in that...game.

For mine though, pretty much every character from GTA.

Dwayne you fucking emo.

 

[Illusive DiZ]

Every character in Star Ocean: The Last Hope. The english voices in that game were beyond horrible, that I nearly broke my flat screen just from trying to punch it.

 

[tthor]

Prince Tykkin from the Iron Elves books. He is just a bit of a dick who is begging for a slap

i first read that as "He just bit off a dick" lol

 

[Slaanax]

Jack from Lord of The Flies.

Then cock slap Hannah Montana (On the show)

That'd almost make the show watchable I think.

 

[Careless Ghost]

Sansa Stark from A Game of Thrones by George R.R. Martin. Through out most of the book she just seems so horribly oblivious to what is happening around her that I just want to shake her; but what really made me hate her was her complete, unquestioning faith in the Lannisters, her utter devotion to Prince Joffrey and her inablility to see him for what he is. Even after he

Spoiler

has her father beheaded publicly, despite his promise to show her father mercy

she still maintains that he is a saint and is just being manipulated by the Lannisters and their allies.

 

[Otterwuff]

Teddie from Persona 4.

 

[GnomeThief]

Curly from Of Mice and Men
Tom Buchanan from The Great Gatsby
Lord Salazar from Resident Evil 4
Nathan Drake from Uncharted
Every single character from High school Musical

 

[oldmanwynter]

JAR JAR BINKS

I concur.

 

[klakkat]

Shinji from Eva. Except I wouldn't stop punching (is it murder if they're fictional anyway?)

Also Jean Starwind, but only to see if I could actually take him on in a fight (answer is probably no, but if I'm in a fictional universe, I'd have to try).

Morrigan. Repeat until pulpy.

Morrigan from Darkstalkers or Dragon Age?

OT: I would punch Maximillian from Valkyria Chronicles. That smug, selfish asshole didn't care about anyone. He deserves worse then what happened to him at the end. There are more people, but the list would be too long.

I'm guessing the Dragon Age one, since she's better known and is best known for being a *****.

 

[Naheal]

Punch? Grunt. Just for fun. Also, the reporter chick from ME1/2. Oh wait, I did in game.

Also, I'd punt Shinji in the head. Notably, I wear steel toes.

 

[VinnyKings]

Reaver from Fable 2.

Yeah he is a friggin douche. Near the end of the game I turned my safety off so I could hit him. Over and Over and Over.

 

[Brad Shepard]

Your teacher in persona 4
Team Rocket (your chasing a kid for god, over 11 years for a uncommon rat?)
Vaan from ff12 (Do i have to explain?)
Light from Deathnote for his god complex
and Larva from Crono Trigger, because why wouldent I?