Fictional Characters you'd like to punch

[Batfred]

Wow, this'll be fun...

Spoiler: Spoilered for size

Legend of Zelda series:
Navi
Link
Zelda
Ganon
The crying Gorgon baby

Mario series:
Mario
Peach
Luigi
Wario
Waluigi
Toad
Toadette
Daisy
Birdo
Mallow

Sonic series:
Sonic
Tails
Robotnik
Amy

Star Fox series:
Falco
Slippy
Wolf

San Andreas:
CJ
Kendl
Ryder
Officer Pulaski
Denise
Almost everyone on the radio

Disgaea series:
Laharl
Gordon
Mid-Boss
Mao
Beryl

Final Fantasy series:
Nanaki
Cait Sith
Bugenhagen
Don Corneo
Dio
Hojo
Kadaj
Palmer
Vincent
Seifer
Squall
Selphie
Zell
Rinoa
Zidane
Garnet
Freya
Kuja
Puck
Ruby
Steiner
Thorn
Zorn
Vivi
Baku
Tidus
Wakka
Kimahri
Lulu
Rin
Seymour
O'aka
Braska
Brother
Leblanc
Ramza
Delita
Malak
Rafa
Mustadio
Orinas (I don't care if he's a baby, I'll clock him one for starting a war!)
Gafgarion (I'll tear his head off! Lemme at him!)
Alma
Teta
Gustav
Algus (I'll straight up murder him as well!)
Altima
Queklain

Q-Bert

Okay, I'm stopping now. This is already taking too long and I haven't even started books (Holden) or movies (Shaft).

Hey, what was wrong with Vivi?

Nothing; I love him to death. I just want to clock him one.

OK, sounds fair... I suppose. So you get the urge to twat kids you like now and then? How is that sterilisation program in Canada going?

 

[tristow]

J.D. from scrubs i'm with Dr Cox on that one

Haha why? He's just a funny lil' guy.

because i find him annoying oh and tony from NCIS because he is a dickhead

 

[James Hueick]

Karal Copal from Tales of Vesperia
Hannah Montana
Nathan Drake (at times)
Marcus Fenix

 

[CouchCommando]

Dear Gods, is this list long.

Edward Cullen
Drizzt Do'Urden
Everyone in the novelization of The Temple of Elemental Evil [http://www.amazon.com/Temple-Elemental-Evil-Greyhawk-Classics/dp/0786918640]
Inuyasha
Lieutenant General Shepherd
Doctor Faustus
Most of the Final Fantasy VII cast
Romeo & Juliet (due mostly to the fact that they became a cliché before I even read the play)
Admiral Daelin Proudmoore
Baron Rivendare (drop the damn mount, already!)
Walter Peck
Chloe Frazer

?To name a few.

Drizzt Do'Urden really whats so annoying about him?

 

[Lord Beautiful]

I want to punch everyone in Great Expectations. Everyone.

 

[ModsDeleteThisAccountPlease]

Councilor Udina from Mass Effect is high on my list. He's a friggin bastard politician. I'm sure most players would agree.

As for literature, FUCK YOU VOLDEMORT!

EDIT: actually, punching him would be a very bad idea. Aveda Kedvara isn't something I want to deal with right now...

 

[rdaleric]

Fawkes from Fallout 3...... anyone who has finished it knows why

Anakin Skywalker (both of them)

 

[CheckD3]

Captain Falcon, why? Because then people would be saying "BOBINCHECK....PUNCH!!" instead, and I'd feel pretty awesome about that, plus, throw in some copyright laws, and I could get paid for people saying that ^^

I also have to say, Will's wife (can't remember her name, Terrie?) from Glee. She bothers me SO much I can't stand her...plus I would punch Finn when he sang "You're having my baby" to Quinn RIGHT in front of her religious parents who know their daughter is captain of the club for not having sex...why Finn...why?!

 

[Withall]

So far, I have two people in mind to punch: Miranda Lawson and The Illusive Man from Mass Effect 2. Miranda, for being what I think is the archetype of "Smug *****" (her casual dismissal of Cerberus' actions against the Flotilla notwithstanding), and the Illusive Man for being fundamentally a huge prick.

 

[driveBYargument]

Aria, Mass Effect 2... I don't care if she gives me information!
Either that or Marumaru from Blue Dragon... so... annoying.... AGH! *head explodes*

 

[Booze Zombie]

Sten from Dragon Age has a solid punch coming up, should he ever suddenly exist for real.
I'll make sure I'm wearing a plate gauntlet, too.

 

[ffs-dontcare]

Varian Wrynn and Garrosh Hellscream. Both of them need a swift kick in the crotch.

Also, Carla Espinosa from Scrubs.

 

[sam_savage1393]

Mrs Wilson from the Great Gastby. Sure, she

Spoiler: spoilers to book! Do Not Read unless you've read the Great Gastby...which you really, REALLY ought to

dies horribly, but still...

Holy Cow! I just finished that book and I totally would punch her as well. Also, I would punch Barney from the Simpsons and Lt. Zapp Brannigan from Futurama.

 

[chriswolvie]

Draco Malfoy from the "Harry Potter" series. Kevin Murphy even said it in the RiffTrax of "Chamber of Secrets": as Malfoy is grinning maniacally at Harry, Kevin says (as Malfoy), "BOY, is my face punchable!"

Dolores Umbridge from "Order of the Phoenix" is a close second. Yeah, yeah, you shouldn't strike a lady...but she's as far from a lady as you can GET!

 

[liveslowdiefast]

Annie wilks from misery

 

[RobCoxxy]

Jack from Lord of The Flies.

That's all the little **** needed to be fair. If Ralph grew a pair and punched him square in the throat it may have turned out a very different story.

 

[^=ash=^]

i'm going to go for ... Mr Fantastic (just to see if his face would melt around my fist)

 

[Vianyte]

I think i would like to punch Jacob Black from twilight series. Just for the way he acts and looks. And also Sticky from Fallout 3. 'Are we there yet?' Arrgh.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zd47SeSXGVc

 

[Queen Michael]

Edward Cullen.

 

[Chechosaurus]

The protagonists of any novel/movie/show set in 18th or 19th century England.

Pretty much this. I don't care to remember any of their names but... Good lord they are annoying.