Fictional Characters you'd like to punch

[Karlaxx]

The Whitecloaks from the Wheel of Time books. AAAARRRGGH CRUSH ZEALOTS.

 

[eelaypuff]

Disclaimer:
Mrs Wilson from the Great Gastby. Sure, she

Spoiler: spoilers to book! Do Not Read unless you've read the Great Gastby...which you really, REALLY ought to

dies horribly, but still...

I disagree. I want to deck EVERYONE in that book.
Abigail Williams from The Crucible
Hannah Montana
Tyler Durden from Fight Club, (not because he pisses me off, it would just be ironic)

 

[rogerdonaldson]

Any adult Na'vi. Any.

 

[The_GrimSweeper]

Anyone from Twilight; anyone from a Disney Channel show, and Shia LeBouf from anything he's appeared in.

 

[irateidiot]

Lady Macbeth

First; she just will not shut up.
Second; it's her bloody fault I had to sit through two dire straight-to-TV adaptions in English Literature classes. *****.

 

[Hugh Mann]

Dante from Devil May Cry

"Just wanted to destroy something beautiful"

 

[Arachon]

Captain Falcon... You all know why

Or First ***** Lynette from Fallout 2... You should also know why.

 

[David Bray]

Any male in an anime, most specifically Hellsing, Alucard, Cloud etc. I also, really want to punch Warf from Star Trek, just to see how many times he kills me

 

[hittite]

The Whitecloaks from the Wheel of Time books. AAAARRRGGH CRUSH ZEALOTS.

This. Also, I'd say Galad, but he actually got his. By a guy right off his death bed no less.

OT: Any NPC from any RPG ever. Why don't you go and do it yourself?

 

[Alex The Rat]

The protagonists of any novel/movie/show set in 18th or 19th century England.

 

[SupabadMan]

Jack from Lord of The Flies.

Then cock slap Hannah Montana (On the show)

 

[CompanionCube]

Ms.Umbridge from Harry Potter.

 

[snide_cake]

I would punch Edward Cullen from Twilight. I don't care if he does get some sort of physical comeuppance in the book/movies, since I've not read or seen them. Even if he does, I still want to punch him in the throat.

 

[Tinneh]

Anyone from Twilight; anyone from a Disney Channel show, and Shia LeBouf from anything he's appeared in.

I dunno, Eagle Eye was pretty good. Annnnnyway, I would definitely punch a headcrab ('cept Lamarr, she's kickass.)

 

[chozo_hybrid]

Cloud and Squall, some of the most unlikable characters I know and yet people go gaga over them.

But if I were to put them aside it would be Goku from DBZ just so I could say I punched him.

 

[twistedmic]

The entire main cast of Seinfeld, Eragon and Arya specifically from the Eragon books, sometimes Carla from Scrubs and a handfull of others I can't think of right off the top of my head.

 

[gustcq]

Allistair from DAO!
Hes so dam emo and a fool.

 

[secretshadow90]

Junpei from Those Who Hunt Elves, Tom in the Great Gatsby, Everyone in Tales of Symphonia 2 (seriously I played the first hour of that game and the only non-annoying people are Colette and the girl with Ratatosk), the guy with the bowl cut from Nodesico, and Yako Tenma from Yugioh R for having the stupidest plan I've ever seen. [in case you can't tell, I'm horrible w/ names ^_^;]

 

[JupiterBase]

I would like to punch every character from Spongebob Squarepants, then i would use depth charges on the rest of bikini bottom whilst screaming "WIPE THEM OUT!!! ALL OF THEM!!!".

This shall be my opening move directly before a full scale attack on Nickolodean. Its lived long past its glory days...must end it...for the children...