Fictional Characters you'd like to punch

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ShaFe123

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the wimpy coporal from saving private ryan,
Oh. My. God.
annoyed me so much haha
 

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irateidiot said:
Lady Macbeth

First; she just will not shut up.
Second; it's her bloody fault I had to sit through two dire straight-to-TV adaptions in English Literature classes. *****.
I think I agree with you. Plus Macbeth himself deserves a bit of a slap for being such a nonce.

Oliver Reed in The Thick of It. They guy's just been asking to be punched from episode one. Oh and several charachters in In The Loop need a good slap before being told to sit down and bloody well shut up! *pant* *gasp* [sub]Calm down RossyB, deep breaths now[/sub]
 

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GrinningManiac said:
Disclaimer: If the character in question IS punched or gets physical comeuppance for his actions, he/she does not count
Aww, and I was gonna say the Pyjak from ME2
 

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The supposed "best friend" from Wanted (great film with THE WORST PLOT DEVICE EVER), he gets the protagonist to pay for condoms to screw the guys girlfriend....at least he got what was coming...
 

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gustcq said:
Allistair from DAO!
Hes so dam emo and a fool.
I outta hit you for using the term "emo"! I HATE that term. Also I thought Allister was one of the brighter characters in DA:O.

OT: Linebeck from LOZ: Phantom Hourglass. Damn he was annoying. Every time his "girlfriend" showed up I just wanted to tell her where he was hiding so she'd hopefully get rid of him.
 

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Princess from Fallout 3.

CouchCommando said:
JAR JAR BINKS
How did you not get ninja'd?

Dr. Breen. You don't KNOW anything happened to him.

Every damned hobbit from LotR. They really tried to Ewok that movie. Speaking of...

Ewoks.

And finally, Herbert from Family Guy. Ya know, the old child molester. God do I hate him. Just once I want to see Chris Hansen kick him in the dick.
 

NeuroticMarshmallow

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All of the twilight cast. Any fictitious character on the Disney Channel.

Oh and that annoying teacher from Donnie Darko. I think her name was Kitty Farmer. God every time she is on screen I just want to sock her in the jaw.
 

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The_GrimSweeper said:
Anyone from Twilight; anyone from a Disney Channel show, and Shia LeBouf from anything he's appeared in.
Agree with your twilight view except for Edward Cullen/Robert Patterson. Him I want to stake his heart, cut off his head and then set both pieces on fire, as I don't think punching him would have much of an effect.

I would also wan't to punch Nichol Bolas. Not because I hate the 25 thousand-year-old dragon, but because I want the extra points of awesome that would give me if I actually survived doing it.
 

Darth Caelum

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I take the Anime Option and go for Makoto from School Days.
[sub]of course i rather had him over to The Slender Man and watch the show buuuuuuuuut.......[/sub]
Fucking prick, he basically evolves from an o.k guy, to a fucking(literally) bastard who.....well.......just watch the anime damn it!! I can't explain the pain i want to inflict on him.
But i rather kill him though. oh yes do i want to kill him (physically speaking i can too.)
Even his Grisly demise in the Anime does not make my Wrath towards him any less.......
 
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Sakura from Naruto, Vivi from One Piece, Shinji Ikarai from Evagnelion (Im pretty sure thats spelled wrong)the entire case of Twilight, and my 6th grade math teacher. Yea shes real but I hated that *****.
 

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I would punch that self obsessive ***** Bella from Twilight.

And also Jar Jar Binks for destroying my childhood.
 

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I'd wanna punch the Illusive Man in Mass Effect 2. I'm not even done with the game and I wanna punch that weirdo!
 

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Tom Buchanan from The Great Gatsby
Assef from The Kiterunner
Robert Taggert from Garden of Beasts

Buchanan, because he's an overly wealthy, prejudiced dick.
Assef, because he's just a monster. He does get some satisfying comeuppance though.
Taggert because he lies to Schumann.

Could go on...
 

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Shirley Fenette (Code Geass)

Good lord, I hate that *****! "My father was a kind person! He never hurt anyone... and Zero killed him!" HE WAS IN THE FUCKING ARMY! A soldier's duty is death! To harm or kill those who would oppose his country! Who knows how many lives he's destroyed? Furthermore, given how he was a soldier, you should have been more receptive to the possibility of his death! His duty extends that far as well; to give his life to protect his country! Again, HIS JOB WAS DEATH!

Fuck you... and while I'm at it, fuck Suzaku as well! Fucking naive, hypocritical moron!