Fictional Characters you'd like to punch

[Squarez]

James from The Hurt Locker, all he does is ignore his squadmates and endangers all of their lives by being a complete dick, admittedly he does get a good right hook about halfway in, but still.

 

[The Warden]

Senator Geary from the Godfather 2.
Every second I was in his presence I could think only of George W. Bush.

 

[TheTim]

Brian from family guy. As quagmire states "He is the worst type of person(or dog)

 

[Ikaboom0718]

Every Twighlight character in the book, they're all so wierd

 

[stone0042]

In response to the OP's remark about the Great Gatsby, how about nearly all the characters in that book? There were almost no characters that came off as even a little bit likeable in my opinion.

 

[The Night Shade]

Navy of course

 

[The Austin]

Kratos, because nobody would fuck with me afterwards. Granted, I'd have to live through the experience.

Kratos, as well.

Simply because he has absolutely no personality whatsoever and yet he still has legions of fans.

 

[Venatio]

Dolores Jane Umbridge, the pink hag from the Harry Potter series - she was a Defense against Dark Arts teacher, headmistress of the school at one point and a total ***** throughout.

I dont know what those centaurs did to her in the woods, but I still want to ***** slap her.

 

[bioshockedcriticjrr]

The news caster lady from Mass Effect who's name I don't care to remember.

I've had enough of her disingenuous assertions.

actually, I'm all for that man, come to think about it.
As for me, after having wracked my brain, coming up with such answers as "that one woman in Brave New World" the one who edges John the Savage ever closer to madness, to that Spats girl from a series of unfortunate events. I finally came up with the Pimp who beats the crap out of poor Holden Caulfield. So, yeah the guy refused to put out, doesn't mean you have to play the bongos with his kidneys

 

[bioshockedcriticjrr]

Dolores Jane Umbridge, the pink hag from the Harry Potter series - she was a Defense against Dark Arts teacher, headmistress of the school at one point and a total ***** throughout.

I dont know what those centaurs did to her in the woods, but I still want to ***** slap her.

actually make that my new answer

 

[MiserableOldGit]

Any male in an anime, most specifically Hellsing, Alucard, Cloud etc. I also, really want to punch Warf from Star Trek, just to see how many times he kills me

Don't punch Warf, grate a block of cheese on his forehead instead, see how he reacts.

 

[katsabas]

That fucking kid from The Big Lebowski. I HATE HIS SLEEPY FACE! I want to fucking Kratos-Cestus punch him until his mug looks like a burger.

 

[gigastrike]

Oh god, I want to punch that Jaden Yuki right in his "hip", little face.

 

[Erja_Perttu]

I can't believe I'm the first person to mention Obediah Hakeswill from the Sharpe books, and TV series.

I've never felt so much revulsion and hatred for someone fictional in my entire life.

 

[SilkySkyKitten]

Mrs Wilson from the Great Gastby. Sure, she

Spoiler: spoilers to book! Do Not Read unless you've read the Great Gastby...which you really, REALLY ought to

dies horribly, but still...

I wouldn't just stop at her. Practically everyone in that book (excluding Nick and Gatsby) could've used a swift jab in the face, in my opinion.

 

[Z(ombie)fan]

Saddler from RE4 he killed Luis and has a tentacle for a penis.

he was killed.

 

[Epicspoon]

so? disrespecting his corpse is taking it a step further, but I DID like saddler as a villain

 

[Epicspoon]

hewpoe from klonoa

 

[Epicspoon]

the fact that he has no personality IS his personality. this is heavily ephasized when he sees his daugters ghost and doesn't give a shit.