Fictional Characters you'd like to punch

[blankedboy]

That guy in the opposite cell at the start of Oblivion.

FUCK YOU

 

[Anarchemitis]

Nurse Ratchet.

I hate her! She's such an evil hag!

It's a shame she didn't die...

She'd probably be fast friends with the Joker.

I would punch Edward Cullen from Twilight. I don't care if he does get some sort of physical comeuppance in the book/movies, since I've not read or seen them. Even if he does, I still want to punch him in the throat.

Dude, chill. He's already ugly enough as it is.

Adding injury to insult is not only hilarious in fictional context, but prerequisite to earning points [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BondOneLiner].

 

[snowman6251]

You had me up to "and the book". You are supposed to hate Holden Caulfield by the end of the book. He is an intentional anti-hero.

Antihero

Whiny little *****

 

[2012 Wont Happen]

You had me up to "and the book". You are supposed to hate Holden Caulfield by the end of the book. He is an intentional anti-hero.

Antihero

Whiny little *****

Okay, but you're still supposed to hate him. He is by no means made out to be good or correct by the book.

 

[General BrEeZy]

isenberg--lost planet.
the prophet of truth--halo 2 & 3.
ness--Earthbound/Super Smash Bros.

 

[tucci]

That lame ass guy in Dead Rising. The dude that calls you every 2 minutes BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP *Heres some shit you need to do but cant read where it is cause you don't have an HD TV* BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP *BTW You can't shoot any guns or fight the zombies in any way while on this stupid radio that never runs out of batteries* BEEP BEEP BEEP *Don't hang up on me it's rude*
Gawd I hope they cut that shit out in the second game

 

[WorldCritic]

Bella Swan, you know why.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

That guy in the opposite cell at the start of Oblivion.

FUCK YOU

Yeah, I gotta agree with this one. That guy genuinely was an asshole. No matter what race you were, that guy had nothing nice to say to you.

 

[The Scythian]

Siona Atreides, from God Empereor of Dune. What a *****.

 

[Naheal]

That guy in the opposite cell at the start of Oblivion.

FUCK YOU

I killed him. Put an arrow right in the face.

 

[smurf_you]

HEY! LISTEN!

... Yeah.

I always thought we should have used that damn fairy as target practice... would have made me want to keep playing the game...

 

[Sougo]

Justin Beiber.

wait, WHAT DO YOU MEAN HES NOT FICTIONAL!?

 

[Shaun Hastings]

Ezio Auditore.

Just because... well, the end of AC2. Which caused the beginning of AC: Brotherhood.

 

[Epictank of Wintown]

Kaiden Alenko and Carth Onasi, from Mass Effect and KOTOR.

STOP. FUCKING. WHINING. JESUS. YOU'RE MEN. YOU'RE SOLDIERS. FUCKIN' ACT LIKE IT ALREADY, FFS.

 

[Azure Sky]

School Days - Makoto Ito
(I know I know, but I wanted to punch him one WAAAY before that happens. It tops my list by so much it gets an honorable mention =3)

Negima - Negi
Reason: Have you HEARD his Eng dub voice!!!

Evangelion - Shinji
Reason: You need one? =3

Nadesico - Yurika Misumaru
Reason: "Akito! Akito!!! Akiiiiitooooooooo!!!!!" Yeah...

(I know they are all Anime, so sue me =3)

 

[Mesca]

Moriarty, from Fallout 3. Funny enough, I actually did that. He was the first person I killed in the entire game. I hit the wrong button and decked him... soooo, in for a penny, in for a pound.

The guy who said Faile from Wheel of Time is so damn right. Women in WoT get off scot free with being unimaginable jerks and everyone's like "eh whatever, it's women's business, sheepherder." Berelain is just as bad. Two horrible people fighting over a Wolfskin Doormat.

Also, I know it was completely intentional, but at the end of Huck Finn, fuck you Tom Sawyer. Seriously, drown in the fucking Mississippi, because you ruin the end of a great book.

In comics, Damian Wayne. If you know who I mean, you know why.

 

[Omega V]

Roman fucking Belic, which is funny as I often did

 

[Miumaru]

Cole from Gears of War...though Id prefer to have a Deathclaw gauntlet on hand (pun) when I do...cause otherwise Id be the one hurt.

 

[Miumaru]

Ezio Auditore.

Just because... well, the end of AC2. Which caused the beginning of AC: Brotherhood.

I know what you mean. The whole "I Wont do it cause Im better than you, dont join the dark side stuff" is dumb. Not like cancer patients dont get kemo cause they want to be "better than it".