Fictional Characters you'd like to punch

[Guffe]

Monitor from halo, no wait that was not just hit, that was NUKE IT!!!!!!!!!

 

[Kyuubi Fanatic]

Well, having just recently revisited Tales of Vesperia, Sodia is fresh on my mind.

She stabs my ass, lets me fall hundreds of feet into the ocean, and as the protagonist I just let it slide?!?!?!

No sir.

 

[Cogwheel]

Planescape: Torment, Practical incarnation.

Purely theoretical since I'm not about to punch anyone ever, but still. He's earned it.

 

[Sebenko]

Kotick.

Come on, he can't be real. He's a cartoon villain.

 

[Mr.Kitetsu]

wrath from full metal alchemist
i wanted edward to take off wraths arm and beat him to death with it
i would have done it myself if the laws of the universe didn't forbid it

 

[rokkolpo]

Saddler from RE4 he killed Luis and has a tentacle for a penis.

LUUUUUIIIIIIIIIIS!!!

*saddler casually walking away*

 

[James Hueick]

Karol Capel that annoying douch form ToV.

 

[Klepa]

I'd almost want to punch Hans Landa, but he's so devious, and so damn tenacious, I actually kind of respect the bastard..

Twilight characters have been mentioned too many times, and once again..

Leliana from Dragon Age.. don't know why.. just.. just shut up Leliana, stop talking.

 

[dsmops2003]

Justin Bieber

 

[Boba Frag]

Anna Grimsdottir in Splinter Cell, Conviction.

Punch her over, and over and over and over and over and over and over again. Until there is nothing left but a puddle of misery and pain.

Yeah, they really ruined Grim, didn't they? :-/

I've traded in my copy. It just wasn't Splinter Cell.


Mine- the entire cast of Twilight.

Ezekiel Stane from The Invincible Iron Man

Morrigan from Dragon Age. Yes, she's great in a fight... I just wish she wasn't such a *****.

 

[AnthonTheSkabot]

JDawg from Amped 3, any ficticious victorian and Ronald McDonald

 

[Sliverwings]

Cloud Strife, but maybe he just needs a hug

 

[Exia91]

HEY! LISTEN!

... Yeah.

Hmm yes, first thing that came to mind. Okey, then my 2nd character would be the Assassins GuildMaster from AssCreed1. All that jibberish of him, justifying all those murders you committed, for his own cause.

 

[D'eath]

Justin beiber.

 

[Dr Snakeman]

Captain Dare (I think that's her name) from ODST.

Amen.

The news caster lady from Mass Effect who's name I don't care to remember.

I've had enough of her disingenuous assertions.

Amen X2.

I'd pick either Eva Mendez's charcter in Hitch, or that guy who kills Heath Ledger in The Patriot. I know he gets stabbed at the end, but he deserved so much more than that, much sooner than the end of the movie.
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I just realized that three of those are female; just want to point out that I don't go around thinking about punchng women in the face.
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Ozymandias and Doctor Manhattan from the novel

Edit: How on Earth did I not think of this one? Also, the Spaniard in AC2.

Spoiler

That way, he would at least get some comeuppance for his crimes. Can't believe Ezio let him go...

 

[xavi]

Zelda and Peach for being CONSTANTLY KIDNAPPED and never actually taking good protective procautionary measures afterwards.

Ethan Frome, Amy(sonic), and forreal...the writers for the chronicles of narnia movies. Idc if you take things out but QUIT MAKING STUFF UP.

 

[Joseph Murnan]

Sack boy - No wait I really couldn't it would be like hitting a shrew or something...

I don't know about you but when me and my friend play Little Big Planet the other sack boy tends to get slapped quite alot.

Justin Bieber

Sadly, Justin Bieber isn't fictional.

 

[Lt_Bromhead]

John and Edward. They're just so damn indifferent to their sh*tness it's practically fictional...

 

[sageoftruth]

I would punch Edward Cullen from Twilight. I don't care if he does get some sort of physical comeuppance in the book/movies, since I've not read or seen them. Even if he does, I still want to punch him in the throat.

From what I've heard online, the actor who played him would probably thank you for it.

 

[sageoftruth]

Sylvia from No More Heroes.