Fictional Characters you'd like to punch

[sageoftruth]

Anna Grimsdottir in Splinter Cell, Conviction.

Punch her over, and over and over and over and over and over and over again. Until there is nothing left but a puddle of misery and pain.

*Punch* "...Okay, that'll-" *Punch* "...okay. So what I need you to-" *Punch* "Sam! Sto-" *Punch*

 

[Thedayrecker]

Jesus [/edgy]

Santa for all the things he didn't bring me

 

[SamuelT]

I would like to slap Eragon from...well, Eragon. Yeah. Stupid kid who does everything 'right.'

I'd slap him silly, sit him down and tell him why he's the true bad guy.

 

[FatherSpleen]

Tidus and Sora.
What's up with Square and irritating main characters?

 

[PureChaos]

Princess Peach, i HATE the *****

 

[TheDoctorsCompanion.]

Dolores Umbridge from Harry Potter. I don't hate a lot of things, I never have, but I've been claiming my hate to her since I was a wee las in the 5th grade.

 

[Hazy]

Spoiler: Makoto Itou

The 5 or 6 of you who know what I'm talking about are probably frothing at the mouth in fury right now.

 

[Andreas55k]

London Tipton from Suite Life of Zack and Cody
she just strikes a nerve since she's such a spoiled *****
even since its a kids show

Since its her id rather leave her in the homeless shelter without any contackt with the outside world in 2 weeks... ^^

Or a good 2 weeks amonst the workers XD

*deamon voise* WE SHALL BEND HER! XD

 

[Fozza]

One name: Neebs.

 

[Zackary Yakumo]

Barret from FF7. I couldnt even understand him half the time.

 

[Buizel91]

John and Edward. They're just so damn indifferent to their sh*tness it's practically fictional...

Now now... =P

And tbh i would like to punch every A.I in Half life...

"Omg it's Gordon Freeman were saved"!!!!! "Gordon freeman! it's you"!!!!

Seriously, i wanted to kill them all

 

[Buizel91]

JAR JAR BINKS

Do that, and i kill you, at the age of 10 he made me laugh, and made my mum go nuts with me quoting him XD

 

[CrazyGirl17]

Sosuke Aizen (might count as a spoiler, but by now, I don't care), Sasuke Uchiha (if only to stop him from being a whiny *****), Bella Swann (and possibly Edward Cullen, if not for the whole "diamond-like skin" thing), Hannah Montana (though for this one it'd be more of a slap than a punch), and Professor Umbridge (for obvious reasons).

I'll add more if I can think of any.

EDIT: Got some more- Porter C. Powell and Henry Masterson (from Transformers Animated, for those of you who don't know), Eragon (again, for obvious reasons), and Kurata (from Digimon Savers/Data Squad- fans of the show should know why).

EDIT 2.0: Peter Griffin/Quagmire/Brian (for various reasons), Peter Parker (post One More Day for VERY obvious reasons), and Berii Shirayuki (from the so-called "sequel" to Tokyo Mew Mew).

Er... let's just say there's a lot of people I'd like to punch and leave it at that.

 

[Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon]

Everyone off FFXIII and FFXII.
'this is for ruining my FF bitches!'
Maybe the hunchback off 300... Dickhead.

 

[FightThePower]

Any one of the many, many whining emo bitches from one of the Final Fantasy games, for example Squall.

 

[Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon]

JAR JAR BINKS

Do that, and i kill you, at the age of 10 he made me laugh, and made my mum go nuts with me quoting him XD

Me Too... When I was... When did it comeout again?

 

[Airsoftslayer93]

Reaver from Fable 2.

What a prick. The guy acts so goddamn superior, flaunting his beauty and wealth constantly.He always talks about how much better he is and doesn't have an ounce of respect for your character. He kills innocents in cold blood right in front of you and doesn't even act like it's problem. On top of that, he sends you off to run his errands for him. Only this turns out to be a trap in which he attempts to steal your youth to replenish his. And if he succeeds, he acts like it was all just a big joke. Then he betrays you by trying to sell you out to your enemy. Because this guy definitely needs more money. I guess he wants a solid gold pillow to go along with his golden bed. Of course he gets betrayed as well, so he helps you escape. All while talking about how glorious he is.

The guy is a pompous, arrogant douchebag. He is not charming, smart, or clever. He's just a massive jerk. Usually this type of character gets what is coming to them near the end of the game. You get to punch them in the face or even kill them depending on just how bad they are. And yet Reaver, despite being the worst example of this kind of character, waltzes off without a scratch. Despite everything he does to screw you over, you don't even have the option to punch him. Hell you can't do anything that would prevent him from looking awesome and superior. I don't know what's worse; the fact that his character is like this or that you can't do anything about it.


So yeah, I'd hit him. Several times probably.

Yer... but he is voiced by stephen fry, so that makes up for it

 

[Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon]

Tidus and Sora.
What's up with Square and irritating main characters?

Hey, 'least they're not emos. Well half of Sora is but he's nobody.