Fictional profanities you use.

[Valkyrie101]

Feth. Curse you Dan Abnett and your awesome warhammer books!

Feth you too, you gakheaded fethwipe!

I heard somewhere that 'Custard' is the worst swear word...

Let's see if you can work out why

That's not from one of Jeremy Clarkson's columns, is it?

I think it is, but I never got it.

 

[Lapster]

I use Frak quite a bit and occasionaly Grus, after playing Infinite Space.

 

[jultub]

D'Arvit, cookie for reference

 

[Antitonic]

I heard somewhere that 'Custard' is the worst swear word...

Let's see if you can work out why

That's not from one of Jeremy Clarkson's columns, is it?

I think it is, but I never got it.

Break it up. "Cu-" and "-stard". The second part is "bastard". I'll leave the first part alone.

 

[chinangel]

friggernaffy. A cookie if you can tell me what this is from :3

 

[Blizzarded Soul]

D'Arvit, cookie for reference

Artemis Fowl
WANT COOOOOKIE!!!!!

 

[Zyxx]

I use frak, frell, gor-ram...
but I'm surprised nobody's mentioned Belgium yet.
Is it just too offensive?

 

[Chrinik]

Well I got no English ones.

But I go with Arschkopf.
Literally, it translates to asshead, it only becomes funny when you know that it was probably unknown before a certain comedian used it.
Say with pseudo-turkish accent for maximum effect.

 

[Queen Michael]

"Drokk!" from Judge Dredd comics.

 

[TheGreenManalishi]

Frak from BSG and motherbitch/motherlicker from Mighty Boosh.

 

[Wintermoot]

je oma!:your grandma! its from a dutch voice over of Star Wars its called Staar WArs return of Lord Reetveter lit: Stare Wars return of lord turd
EDIT: also the word batsen from a a baywatch voice ve by the smae guys called: Zeebats lit:sea fuck

 

[veerserif]

Holy Jesus on a sandwich/pogo stick/Segway (delete as appropriate), also "I don't give a tiny French crouton!"
Also, Holy Cthulhu and "beardless sober elf-lover".

 

[Ghengis John]

Frell and smeg.... I'll let other people guess the sources

Frell? The hesmana you say! It's a farscape fan.

I use "Frack" quite often though I also have never seen Battlestar Galactica. It was already a light version of a swear I think you can guess.

I also use Frell sometimes. In actual speech.

 

[TailstheHedgehog]

It's a household thing, actually, for one of us to scold the other by saying "Fool of a Took!"
True story.

 

[Red Rum]

You Crapscallion!

 

[Extraintrovert]

"In the name of ZUN" and "for ZUN's sake", because he might as well be an all powerful deity.