Fictional profanities you use.
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Being a Red Dwarf fan since I was 7, 'Smeg' has always been part of my family-friendly profanity database. I use it when there are small children / elderly ladies with heart conditions around because I couldn't care less about kids hearing profanity but I can't be doing with aggro off parents.
I find words like "frak" and "frell" to be somewhat lame and "Gorram" doesn't sound right unless grunted by Adam "Jayne" Baldwin.
I can't say I have had call to use it yet but I was playing Mass Effect 2 for the first time the other day and I got a good laugh out of the term "daddy-bags" (bollocks) and will add that to my lexicon for future use!
And yes, "Custard" was mentioned in one of Jeremy Clarkson's Sunday Times' columns. Trust me - I have all the books!
Wardy
I find words like "frak" and "frell" to be somewhat lame and "Gorram" doesn't sound right unless grunted by Adam "Jayne" Baldwin.
I can't say I have had call to use it yet but I was playing Mass Effect 2 for the first time the other day and I got a good laugh out of the term "daddy-bags" (bollocks) and will add that to my lexicon for future use!
And yes, "Custard" was mentioned in one of Jeremy Clarkson's Sunday Times' columns. Trust me - I have all the books!
Wardy
Smeg mainly. Also use Hells Bells, Stars and Stones and sometimes Empty Night as well. Cookies for reference =p
Aside from occasionally saying rats(yes this is a swear in a series of books I read), I mainly just replace any curse with bullocks.
"What the bullocks are you talking about?"
"Where the bullocks is my slinky?"
"BULLOCKS!"
And then on.
"What the bullocks are you talking about?"
"Where the bullocks is my slinky?"
"BULLOCKS!"
And then on.
Yeah, I think it was.Antitonic said:That's not from one of Jeremy Clarkson's columns, is it?Enemy Of The State said:I heard somewhere that 'Custard' is the worst swear word...
Let's see if you can work out why
This isn't really a profanity so much as just a basic declaration of frustration, but I like to shout "ARGLEKABARGLE!" Now of course I can't rightly remember what character and what context, but I took it from Stephen King's novel "The Tommyknockers."
I also speak fluent Nadsat (You get a cookie if you know what this is from the very second you read the name.) and so some insults (Only one is really a profanity though.) I like come from it, such as:
Bratchny (Bastard)
nadmenny shoot (Arrogant fool)
Gloopy droog (Stupid friend)
I also speak fluent Nadsat (You get a cookie if you know what this is from the very second you read the name.) and so some insults (Only one is really a profanity though.) I like come from it, such as:
Bratchny (Bastard)
nadmenny shoot (Arrogant fool)
Gloopy droog (Stupid friend)
