Fictional Weapons you would want to have in Real Life

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Deadarm

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Lightmass targeting laser and the satelite its attatched to
Fat Man
BFG9000
Lightning gun from Quake
the Painkiller
Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker... but I would just have it hanging on the wall
the Purified Ashbringer... if you don't know what that is, its an item that was never put into WoW because it would have been more powerful pre BC than frostmourne is supposed to be... I would probably just hang it on the wall as well
the Sword of Aeons
the needles that Dr. Scabbs threw at you in Wulfenstein 3D... those needles gave me a fear of doctors
the Mezzer from Fallout 3
the Preditor gun and bomb
Phantom Ganon's Sword
Dawnfang/Duskfang
Lightsaber
and finally to top off my retardedly long list, the Bananna Scythe from Guild Wars (If you don't know it looks just like you think it does.)
 

theStrachan

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AhumbleKnight said:
Sonic Screwdriver

Not technically a weapon. But in the hands of The Doctor, it is unmatched.
I'd have a Laser Screwdriver, who'd use sonic. I couldn't resist that

that or Metal Gear Rex- your friendly all-terrain, nuclear-equipped, walking battle tank
 

3quency

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A Yithian Lightning Cannon slung over my back.

Cross' pistol in my holster.

Inspector Tequila's hand guns.

Shades.

A cigar.

Bad.

Ass.
 

Dragonlee911

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I'd say if if you're good enough to use it, First Tsurugi, Cloud's Buster sword from Advent Children

http://fc03.deviantart.com/fs16/f/2007/162/3/9/First_Tsurugi___Sword_1_and_2_by_mogcaiz.jpg
 

Spirultima

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The sniper from Red Faction i think its called the Rail Accelerator, it can go through walls perfectly AND has a heat sensor, your not a real assassin, until you kill a pilot without damaging the plane and watch his plane come crashing down.

Oh and the nano rifle from Red Faction, you haven't killed someone until you have seen them being eaten alive by nano bots :D.

And perhaps a teleporter thingy-ma-jig.
 

Matty819

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the rock-it launcher from fallout 3. There something strangly satisfying about shooting ashtrays, books and eating utensils at people
 

Failhammer

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I would have the portal gun, spy's knife from TF2, the Telekenesis plasmid, a lightsabre, or the Grolly.
 

ravensshade

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phsysics gun from gmod :p (who doesn't want to just be able to create something out of thin air)
 

Scarecrow38

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My first answer would be lightsaber... but considering I don't have Jedi abilties I would just fuck things up. The portal gun is actually what I would get... no commute time and I could laugh at all the physicists trying to cope with it.
 

Erana

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There are a lot, mostly blunt weapons.
Really, though, I want to get an Ootsuchi, and those giant hammers are real!
 

Spineyguy

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I'd take the Gravity Gun when it gets zapped in the citadel, I would prefer not to have to wait until an enemy was flying through the air towards me before I could fling it into a wall.

Also, I'd want to have some sort of Close Combat weapon, either the Grav-Hammer from Halo, Travis' energy swrod from No More Heroes, or the Space Marine Captain's thunder hammer from Dawn Of War II. But only if I was allowed to do the boss-kill animation.