Fictional Weapons you would want to have in Real Life

[Loop Stricken]

The Blacklite Virus.

This.

The Technocyte virus runs a close second provided we can do away with the annoying insanity-making-pain drawback.

 

[Thegreatoz]

Bolter pistol and a power sword!

 

[Krakyn]

Dagger of Time - Prince of Persia: SoT.

Mehrune's Razor - TES: Oblivion.

Butterfly Knife - TF2.

 

[Eldritch Warlord]

Harkonnen, from the anime hellsing
a redicilously long 30mm cannon firing depleted uranium shells, wielded by the series female sidekick.
(i whould have posted a picture but i did not want to wade through pictures of cosplayers, motivator and nude pictures of the character, i consider myself too san for that)

oh that one! i havent read more than 2 books in series (they are pretty expensive here in denmark), but i remember that beast.

and i mean WTF? depleted freakin uranium? wouldn´t she get hit by radiation just by putting new shells into that thing.

Depleted Uranium isn't radioactive (not notably anyway), that's what depleted means.

 

[Nitehammer]

I could have so much fun with the Portal and Gravity Guns...

As for less obvious choices, the Cerebral Bore from Turok, the Blue Shell from Mario Kart, and of course, The Ambassador from TF2.

 

[DonPandon]

the -IDESTROYEVERYTHING sword- !!!! it gives +5 to my agility =D

 

[Spleenbag]

Hello Ye Dungeonman! Hast thou wanteth to puncheth and shooteth, but haveth ye but one arm with which to assaulteth with? Hark, then ye dost wanteth Gun Knuckles -- addeth some BLAM to thine POW! Forsooth shalt you use thine Shotguns Wot Be Thin to shooteth after thou hast punched thy foe, and shalt his brains splatter on ye wall!

/shitty fake Olde Englyshe

 

[ssgt splatter]

Without a shadow of a doubt, I would want the virus from [PROTOTYPE]. The ability to reconfigure my molecular and biological structure at will, including my clothing, and to heal myself by absorbing other living creatures? Hell yes, please, with a side order of fries.

This.

Second option, the lancer from Gears of War.

 

[Lord Beautiful]

Guyver suit. Awesomeness.

 

[VitalSigns]

Shiskebab - Fallout 3.