Fifty Shades of Grey 999 call spike expected by London Fire Brigade

[ObsidianJones_v1legacy]

THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS ANYMORE!!

I know you didn't mean to, but you just called Fifty Shades a "nice thing," mate. (Or maybe you were talking about toasters? Yeah, now that I think of it that seems more plausible.)

Alternatively, a fire brigade that isn't wasting time with this sort of thing?

Hey, someone's gotta take care of the toasters that are stuck to idiots.

Hopefully soon. Being stuck to an idiot for so long must be tough.

But we might be lucky... And it would be one Brave Little Toaster [http://images.sodahead.com/polls/0/0/3/1/9/7/9/3/7/5824205205_BraveLittleToaster_45.jpeg]

YEAH! RUINING ALL YOUR CHILDHOODS!!

 

[Varrdy]

And don't ever stick your dick in a toaster, that's just stupid!

Ok, so toasters are out but what about park benches or postboxes because 'Feed Dump' has taught me that everything will work out swimmingly if I stick my penis into either of those non-consenting inanimate objects.

Wellll...you might get arrested for indecent exposure unless you have your own park bench or postbox at home. If you do then I suppose you wont get your willy fried or zapped but you might get a nasty splinter or paper cut on your bell-end. Stay safe!

Having had first-hand experience of, and heard feedback from, the BDSM community, 50 Shades of Grey crosses a line from consensual BDSM-play into rape, fairly blatantly.

That was my impression from pretty much every quote I've ever seen from the book. People looking for Hollywood sanitized BDSM fare should probably just watch 'Secretary' instead.

Good call! Secretary was pretty good!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Oh humanity, you so weird....

Yeah, this movie was always going to hit society weird.

 

[J Tyran]

A toaster? Really? Cheezus, why can't they just buy a fleshlight or something if they are that eager. I guess he really wanted some "Hot Stuff".

 

[Parasondox]

A toaster? Really? Cheezus, why can't they just buy a fleshlight or something if they are that eager. I guess he really wanted some "Hot Stuff".

We may need to come up with a "Penis Awareness Day", to inform men NOT TO PUT THEIR DICKS INTO EVERY HOLE OR SLOT THEY SEE.

 

[J Tyran]

A toaster? Really? Cheezus, why can't they just buy a fleshlight or something if they are that eager. I guess he really wanted some "Hot Stuff".

We may need to come up with a "Penis Awareness Day", to inform men NOT TO PUT THEIR DICKS INTO EVERY HOLE OR SLOT THEY SEE.

They need to teach it at school Sex Ed or something, can you imagine the NHS getting swamped in:- If men are going to try and sizzle their sausage in toasters?

 

[lacktheknack]

T-t-toaster?!

I had other things to say, but they dissolved away before "genitals in toasters". WHY? HOW? FOR WHAT PURPOSE? HOW DOES ONE ENJOY THAT?

 

[Parasondox]

They need to teach it at school Sex Ed or something, can you imagine the NHS getting swamped in:- If men are going to try and sizzle their sausage in toasters?

It flipping better be taught in sex ed. Flipping shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit. Poor sausages, whatever that means.

 

[Parasondox]

T-t-toaster?!

I had other things to say, but they dissolved away before "genitals in toasters". WHY? HOW? FOR WHAT PURPOSE? HOW DOES ONE ENJOY THAT?

Some people have some strange fetishes.

CAPTCHA: "steak and eggs" - Whatever erects your boat.

 

[Methodia Chicken]

Look getting your genitals caught in a toaster is not a reason to call the fire department, just apply a bit of common sense.

Everyone knows that if something gets stuck in the toaster you can get it out using a knife.

 

[VanQ]

T-t-toaster?!

I had other things to say, but they dissolved away before "genitals in toasters". WHY? HOW? FOR WHAT PURPOSE? HOW DOES ONE ENJOY THAT?

Hey now. Masochists need lovin' too, you know.

That aside, did anything come of this? I'm curious if the UK fire department actually had a spike on that weekend.

 

[[Kira Must Die]]

If there's a scene in Fifty Shades of Grey where he sticks his dick in a toaster, then why have I not seen this movie yet?