finally ... FINALLY!! someone is taking the piss out of the twilight saga!

[Player 2]

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/vampires_suck/

Here to dispell the motive that the movie is in any way decent, or even within the right to be called a film.

Who actually trusts them?

Well here's the metacritic score then. http://www.metacritic.com/movie/vampires-suck (that score is out of 100)

 

[Seriin]

So cheap jokes that have all been done before are the way to go? I mean, I hate Twilight too but I kinda figured Twilight itself was a joke.

 

[Jasper Jeffs]

Well, looka that. There's now enough Twilight haters to make another bad film just for Twilight haters.

 

[HeyListen]

It seems more stupid that the original...

I mean, they both try to cater to a specific demographic, but it seems this parody insults your intelligence even more than the Twilight saga.

Plus, aren't these parody movies a dime a dozen?

 

[Gasaraki]

i know there are parodies but .. AN OFFICIAL MOVIE!!

got .. to .. watch ... this!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcO09syPTSw

it's raining men, black eyed peas! haha

It's made by the people who made disaster movie...
Yeah...
Just let that sink in...

 

[Nylis]

LOL, this movie is by Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer. If you thought their previous movies were funny, then you're going to LOVE Vampires Suck. The rest of us will stay clear.

Watch the review and the audio review for this movie on Spill.com. They sum it up pretty nicely.

 

[JourneyThroughHell]

Let me rephrase that. I don't trust professional movie critics.

It's Friedberg and Seltzer. With them, you pretty much have no other choice.
Seriously though, have you seen Epic Movie? Meet The Spartans? Disaster Movie?
This isn't trusting critics, it's trusting common sense.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Is this about Vampires Suck? I don't care if it is about the Twilight Saga. It's essentially made in the same style as the Scary Movie films, it will nor is it in any way good.

 

[rockyoumonkeys]

Parody movies are terrible TERRIBLE, especially the ones made by these assclowns. There's no way this is better than the original movies.

 

[JourneyThroughHell]

Let me rephrase that. I don't trust professional movie critics.

It's Friedberg and Seltzer. With them, you pretty much have no other choice.
Seriously though, have you seen Epic Movie? Meet The Spartans? Disaster Movie?
This isn't trusting critics, it's trusting common sense.

Yeah, I have. They weren't awful, they weren't a pile of crap, they were ok. Sure, the brow is lower than humanly possible and there's no intelligence in them, but the same could be said for alot of games (Postal 2 anyone?) and other movies.

Wow. Well, you're the first person I've ever heard say that.

Personally, I've seen Epic Movie and I'm not going anywhere near their movies. Seriously.

 

[Outright Villainy]

Let me rephrase that. I don't trust professional movie critics.

It's Friedberg and Seltzer. With them, you pretty much have no other choice.
Seriously though, have you seen Epic Movie? Meet The Spartans? Disaster Movie?
This isn't trusting critics, it's trusting common sense.

Yeah, it's like if you go to a restaurant and the chef comes along and takes a dump in your plate, do you go back to that restaurant again?

I think it's safe to say I'll be giving that film a miss...

 

[Ickorus]

By the looks of things it's even worse than Twilight but then again all of those movie parody films tend to be crap.

This is probably funnier than anything in that entire movie:

 

[teutonicman]

Normally I'd say something like "I bet (insert ridiculous amount of money) that Vampires Suck sucks." But stating that would be just too obvious, even by my standards. Why are you saying "FINALLY"? Many other comics, blogs, or "essays" written (typed?) that have covered this topic with far greater quality. Also the guys responsible for releasing this sludge into the world(in addition to most of the other movie movies) should be castrated.

 

[gbemery]

the only thing surprising about this news is that it isn't in 3D like everything else seems to have to be.

 

[SsilverR]

i know there are parodies but .. AN OFFICIAL MOVIE!!

got .. to .. watch ... this!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcO09syPTSw

it's raining men, black eyed peas! haha

It's made by the people who made disaster movie...
Yeah...
Just let that sink in...

....... **looks at floor** ... i ... i made this thread ...... i actually made this thread ... **drops to knees**

 

[Sacman]

This is probably better than the entire movie...