finally ... FINALLY!! someone is taking the piss out of the twilight saga!

[I Max95]

god i hate those movies
they are just retarded joke-after-joke movies that as yathzee so eliquently put it "drop the collective IQ another precious notch"
i want twilight to die as much as the next GUY but this is only hurting the cause

 

[the Dept of Science]

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/vampires_suck/

Here to dispell the motive that the movie is in any way decent, or even within the right to be called a film.

Who actually trusts them?

Well here's the metacritic score then. http://www.metacritic.com/movie/vampires-suck (that score is out of 100)

Let me rephrase that. I don't trust professional movie critics.

The public?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1666186/

 

[lacktheknack]

i know there are parodies but .. AN OFFICIAL MOVIE!!

got .. to .. watch ... this!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcO09syPTSw

it's raining men, black eyed peas! haha

Umm...

A. It's been out for a while.

B. It's made by Aaron Seltzer and Jason Friedberg... of "Epic Movie" and "Meet the Spartans" infamy.

C. It's even worse then Twilight.

 

[AugustFall]

It's supposed to be terrible and I'm sure it is, I would prefer to watch Twilight (I have seen it and disliked it) rather than watch another slapstick-devoid of humor-piece of shit parody by these guys.

 

[AceAngel]

Vampire Sucks had it's moments, but they missed in actually making them funny or good.

 

[ProfessorLayton]

Listen, just because someone makes fun of something because it's cool to make fun of doesn't automatically make it good. It's just another one of those crappy parody movies that think "humor" means "random pop-culture references" and the only reason it got any recognition is because it's making fun of something popular. It's like the movie going audience of America is collectively saying "Alright, so any Scary Movie after the first one was crap and so was Date Movie, Epic Movie, Meet the Spartans, Superhero Movie, and Disaster Movie, but this time it will be good."

It's actually kind of sad. It seems like all you have to do is reference a fad and you're instantly popular. It's only a matter of time before a Justin Beiber parody movie comes out.

EDIT: Alright, well at least you learned from your mistake. It will be ok...

 

[Glamorgan]

Your link doesn't work, but I'm going to assume you're talking about 'Vampires Suck.'

First off, that's a horrible sentiment in your title; everyone already hates Twilight. The people who hate it are becoming even more annoying than those who love it at this point.

And secondly, it's made by the idiots who made 'Epic Movie' and 'Disaster Movie'. There's pretty much no hope for it to be even remotely good.

Correction. There is no hope at all.

Here's the link to the Rotten Tomatoes page. It looks truly terrible.

 

[dmase]

Its already up streaming in some sites... like the whole movie. No jiggly camera stuff either.

I don't know how I had to watch Prince of Persia all shaky bad audio after it was off theatre's but not on dvd yet Vampires Suck comes out online as soon as it hits theatre's and the pre release dvd's end up online with only property of warners bros at the bottom. It was a mediocre movie, but had a few really funny parts.

Edit: Its main failing is that it generally had the same plot as the actual twilight series... I mean you just can't fix that no matter how funny.

 

[NewYork_Comedian]

I'm inclined to believe it'll be crap.

Hey! Its nice to see a fellow escapie that knows about spill

OT: Yeah, these guys movies suck ASS. I will go as far to say that the twilight series is better than this piece of shit. there is said it, sue me.