Finish Him!

[Dfskelleton]

[HEADING=3]FRIENDSHIP[/HEADING]
[h4]FRIENDSHIP![/h4]

 

[Roamin11]

I would start cooking a gigantic stew... Did I mention that I totally was using him for the stewing meats. Then I would eat it/him/her

 

[DARKomen11]

making him listen to justin bieber

 

[Something Amyss]

Summon Breakdancing Cthulhu.

What song could possibly be madness-inducing enough for a Great Old One to breakdance to?

 

[FoodMonger]

I would rip their head off, then play hacky sack with it. When I'm done, I will kick it right back at their still standing bodies, and watch them explode into confetti.

 

[Amyler]

Do a jump, flip forward in the air, and ground-pound onto his left/right side pulvarising it into the ground while the other half of his body has a moment of perfect clarity before collapsing.

 

[octafish]

Kali Maa Shakti de... KALI MAA SHAKTI DE...

 

[Tanfastic]

Well, probably do something along the lines of ripping his brain out of his anus.

 

[LadyRhian]

#1 Use my vampire powers to pull out his skeleton and leave him alive... hanging in a tree. But sans skeleton, which will not regenerate.

#2 rip off his head and urinate down his throat. Seems like a reasonably badass thing to do.

 

[johnsom]

I'd make him watch a extremely long cutscence of me bursting into flames while rocketing into the sky silhouetting myself on the moon landing calming extinguish the flames then pull out my gat and cap him.

 

[Nailz]

I have issues with the physics of your idea >.-

Gravity is always towards the centre of mass, in our case, the Earth. Once you reach the core you wouldnt continue to fall you'd just stop, also, youd be incredibly small as you would have been melted by the temperature and crushed by gravity/pressure.

Lol and the earth is flat too I suppose? Everyone knows science proves the earth is hollow...

Duh...

OT:
Disembowelment. Not so special right?
Well then, with their entrails all over the floor, I either nail them down or loop them onto something solid and kick them off a cliff or high up place. Then they can hang around supported in the air by their viscera, assuming they haven't already died of shock, while they fade to nothing.

 

[Comma-Kazie]

I would hand him a gun and a copy of Twilight, then walk away.....

That doesn't do them much good (or harm) in a state of semi-consciousness; maybe play it as a book on tape?

 

[Infernai]

Grab my opponents life bar, throw them into the air and literally stab the lifebar into the ground where they will land so that it impales them on the way down...Fourth wall? WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?

 

[Hashime]

I'll drop this guy's avatar on him:

Boosh

Don't mess with the bullet bills.

 

[Blatherscythe]

Rip out his intestines and strangle him to death with them.

 

[Omikron009]

Kick my opponent in the chest to knock him over then do a two handed downward chop with my greataxe. That's how you smite an opponent, folks.

 

[supaflystrikes]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFtw7qW7Vcw
That.

 

[Talshere]

I have issues with the physics of your idea >.-

Gravity is always towards the centre of mass, in our case, the Earth. Once you reach the core you wouldnt continue to fall you'd just stop, also, youd be incredibly small as you would have been melted by the temperature and crushed by gravity/pressure.

Lol and the earth is flat too I suppose? Everyone knows science proves the earth is hollow...

Duh...

OT:
Disembowelment. Not so special right?
Well then, with their entrails all over the floor, I either nail them down or loop them onto something solid and kick them off a cliff or high up place. Then they can hang around supported in the air by their viscera, assuming they haven't already died of shock, while they fade to nothing.

IF your trying to be funny, its not working. The Earths inner core, to the best of our knowledge is solid metal or near as damn it.

 

[Ignatz_Zwakh]

I'd snap my fingers in his direction whilst striking a bunch of ridiculous poses and smiling. He'd stand completely still, a stunned expression on his face. After the final snap(Prolly about the 8th or 10th one) I'd walk away all coolly-cool with a smirk on my face and he'd fall into a jumble of gory body-parts.

Yes, finger-snapping= DEATH

Kudos to those who know what this references.

 

[superbatranger]

anyone seen 30 days of night? when Josh Hartnett kills the main vampire?

pretty much a flameless "falcon pawnch!" that enters the mouth and exits the back of the head.

I had to watch that 20 times in a row. It got better every time.

OT: My opponent's veins and arteries would dissolve after I punch him in the chest.