Finish Him!

[Extra-Ordinary]

Jokingly: I'd lock them in one of those soft insane asylum rooms; and start playing Justin Bieber music.
Seriously: I'd punch straight through their abdomen. Then, with my hand in a chopping form, quickly move my hand down so they're cut in half from the abs down. Then once their guts stop spilling out, cut the rest of them in half with a high-rising kick. Then quickly move in between the two halves before they have a chance to fall and, grabbing whatever insides I can, grab the two halves and slam both of their half-heads into each other over my head before throwing them to the ground.

 

[Kimarous]

Palmstrike to the face for a knockdown, followed by a flying dropkick stomp to the neck for the finishing blow.

 

[Arkhangelsk]

Dolphin Punch!

 

[rosemystica]

Probably some horrific plant-related finish. Like using any food seeds in his stomach to grow an apple tree out of his torso, then picnicking in the shade of it.

 

[Blydden]

I'd mince him into endless particulates with my dual swords.

Then, vaporize those particulates into nothingness with my ion LAZOR breath.

:3

 

[CarpathianMuffin]

Rusty scalpel in the eye, followed by railroad spike to the ribcage.

 

[Thoff09]

I would insert two plastic bottles into his eye sockets, and watch as they fill up with blood, then knee one through his head.

 

[PrimoThePro]

I'd sick my dog on him. My dog would go up, all friendly like, and when he went to pet him, my dog would unleash the mother-fucking fury of jaws.
(My dog is an asshole, pretends to be nice, so you go to pet him, and then he tears you to shreds.)

 

[Drakane]

Have you seen Elfin Lied... yea somethin like that

 

[Nailz]

IF your trying to be funny, its not working. The Earths inner core, to the best of our knowledge is solid metal or near as damn it.

It's not working? I wouldn't say that, I found both what I said and your reaction pretty damn funny indeed. So, to the best of my knowledge, it is working or as "near as damn it".

 

[Pegghead]

I'd throw feathers at him until he could take it no more.

 

[Umwerfer]

Who needs finishers to finish people? They never remain standing long enough for me to use one anyways

 

[Addendum_Forthcoming]

I'd push them inbetween two mega amplifiers like in Back to the Future, crank the gain and keep strumming as they are turned to instagibs by the massive amount of cool <.<

 

[C95J]

I would tickle them to death, it's the perfect plan mwahahahaha!

 

[Hawk of Battle]

Using telekinetic powers I would force every cell in his body into a single point. Slowly.

Or just turn him inside out.

 

[mikeybuthge]

Kick the person so hard in the crotch that either their testicles or ovaries fly out their eyes

 

[Jimson]

I would put his son thru college, ensure he marries a wonderful women, become his godfather/surrogate brother and Help my opponent thru his messy divorce.

FRIENDSHIP? Friendship!

 

[TyranidXX]

I would deliver a devastating assault of punches before kicking him/her high in the sky to which I'll then do either one of two things:

1. Put a concrete divider underneath where they were going to land and after a few seconds of agonizing pain, finish them with a decapitation before placing my nodachi back in it's sheath.

2. Follow after them before unleashing a flurry of attacks with my nodachi before pounding them back towards the ground. After that, I'd impale them to the floor and then summon a firestorm to burn them to a crisp.

 

[Kinguendo]

Give him KFC until he dies... and I am not talking about the new crap I am talking the Old School stuff that was bad for you but tasted SOOOOOOOO good and no one could stop eating it. He would be dead within the hour.