Finish Him!

[PortalParadox]

Let me see...

I would break their left leg, rip out the shattered bone, use it to saw off their other leg and shove it into the back of their mouth. I would then proceed to pull off both arms and peel the flesh off the right middle finger, using the bone to gouge out both eyes which I would then shove into their mouth behind their right leg. Finally, I would snap their neck forward and pull out their spine, wrapping it around their chest and hanging them from my bedpost.

All in the span of 5 and a half seconds.

 

[Konaerix]

Preform a Halo:Reach assassination on him.

 

[s0m3th1ng]

Two words...
Skull Fuck

 

[Hashime]

I would strap him down, teach him quantum physics, and then ask him why. His head will explain soon after.

 

[Blemontea]

WEEELL... i would first swing around some balisongs to cut them thousand times then kick them with an under chin round house sending them into the air flying and when they finally fall back down...

Spoiler

 

[bubba145]

right elbow into face, knife into jugular, twist head to the right.

 

[Jfswift]

I would hand him a gun and a copy of Twilight, then walk away.....

that's harsh.. I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy

 

[BehattedWanderer]

I'll drop this guy's avatar on him:

Boosh

 

[NeutralDrow]

Toss him a soda and set up for some anime.

MERCY

 

[JoJo Bizzaro 7]

Why can't most of you people think of anything other than "durr Make him listen to Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber and make him read Twilight! HURRR!"
It was funny for a while but now it has devolved into something so... predicable.
I am seriously disappointed...

OT: Shoot the fuck. WITH INVISIBLE BULLETS *dun dun*

 

[FlyAwayAutumn]

Rip out his skull and beat him to death with it.

 

[LHZA]

Make him read forum postings for a whole day non-stop. Eventually the over whelming stupidity of most of them will cause him to lose all faith in humanity, leading suicide as the only option. Most of the hard work is done for me.

 

[Biosophilogical]

I'd take all of the potential neurological energy from his nervous system (barring his actual brain, his eyes and his heart). Then, I'd convert that energy into a fire ball, and he'd be forced to watch, helpless yet aware, as I burn him into ash.

 

[Burningsok]

I would force him to listen to every Miley Cyrus cd ever made. I win.

I don't know whether to call that a normal fatality or a friendship lol.

 

[Aerodynamic]

A handshake, after that the opponent walks away defeated.

 

[Blindswordmaster]

Rip out his heart and eat it. Slowly. Then say,"Needs salt."

 

[camokkid]

I would punch them in the soul, like Bruce Lee did.

 

[StriderShinryu]

In the spirit of the thread, I'd force him to play the Mortal Kombat series starting with 4. If he doesn't explode by the time he hits MK VS DC, well, we all know how that's going to end.. but it will be strangely lacking in blood or guts.

 

[Eren Murtaugh]

I would force him to listen to every Miley Cyrus cd ever made. I win.

I don't know whether to call that a normal fatality or a friendship lol.

lol
how about brutality?

 

[Burningsok]

I would take the guys upper and lower jaw and tear them apart from each other. Then I'll shove my fist down his throat and pull out his intestines (somehow) and just hold onto them as it slides out of him when he falls.

a bit over the top lol.