Finish Him!

[Irony's Acolyte]

Am I not allowed to say leave him be?

If not, then I supposed I'd punch a hole in the ground all the way through the earth, beat his body into a pulp while falling, then flay him, and use his skin and tendons as a parachute as I reemerge from the other side in China.

I have issues with the physics of your idea >.-

Gravity is always towards the centre of mass, in our case, the Earth. Once you reach the core you wouldnt continue to fall you'd just stop, also, youd be incredibly small as you would have been melted by the temperature and crushed by gravity/pressure.

But wouldn't he have built up enough velocity to simply sail past the center of the Earth? So he'd go past it, slowing down due to him moving away from the center of gravity. About the time he reached the other end of the hole he would have stopped, then fall back down to the center of the Earth. Eventually he would stop at the center but he'd just be going back and forth for a while (well his corpse would at any rate, you are right about the temperature and pressure).

 

[BlumiereBleck]

Gear Third = Bad Ass

DAMN STRAIGHT! I would use Shishi sonson!

 

[Talshere]

Am I not allowed to say leave him be?

If not, then I supposed I'd punch a hole in the ground all the way through the earth, beat his body into a pulp while falling, then flay him, and use his skin and tendons as a parachute as I reemerge from the other side in China.

I have issues with the physics of your idea >.-

Gravity is always towards the centre of mass, in our case, the Earth. Once you reach the core you wouldnt continue to fall you'd just stop, also, youd be incredibly small as you would have been melted by the temperature and crushed by gravity/pressure.

But wouldn't he have built up enough velocity to simply sail past the center of the Earth? So he'd go past it, slowing down due to him moving away from the center of gravity. About the time he reached the other end of the hole he would have stopped, then fall back down to the center of the Earth. Eventually he would stop at the center but he'd just be going back and forth for a while (well his corpse would at any rate, you are right about the temperature and pressure).

This is forgetting that the average terminal velocity of a human being is 120 miles an hour, and thats through air. The mantle, outer and inner core are progressively more viscus, meaning terminal velocity would be that much slower, you might travel though the centre a bit, but not a lot before being brought back towards the centre.

 

[MrShowerHead]

Kolgrim's Horn.....
Then enjoy the show

 

[Eren Murtaugh]

I would force him to listen to every Miley Cyrus cd ever made. I win.

not possible.

how could you ever last that long.
i think we need to call mythbusters in on this one.
XD

OT: i would act all dramatic with kung fu moves.....where upon i grab a gun and shoot him in the head.

Mythbusters, away!!!!!

 

[FlyAwayAutumn]

Rip out his skull and beat him to death with it.

That doesn't seem physically possible, which I am sure is exactly what he'll say while you're doing that.

Nice, thumbs up bro.

 

[Prolol]

I would humanely euthanize him.

 

[Phoenix09215]

I would Knock him to his knees, and then I would call down Chuck Norris to finish him off with a roundhouse kick!

EDIT: Well actually, I wouldn't call him down, he would come down of his own free accord! Luckily he may be a bad ass, but he is also a nice guy!

 

[LogieBear]

Wu Shu Finger Hold. . . . . .Skadoosh!

 

[The Afrodactyl]

I proceed to eat his face. Like a starving man eating a sandwich.

 

[SushiJaguar]

I'd just force him to act out every pain-related thought he's ever had about another human being. On himself.

Oh, so you hated X person, did ya? Well, here's a effing bus, time to jump under it like you thought X person should 've! Fatality.

 

[crazie_soviet]

well since i have lost all faith in humanity and also hate my fellow man. i would tear open his rib cage and watch as he tries to put everything back in and slowly dying of blood loss then after i lost intrest in the slow bleed out id cut a hole in his stomach and pour the stomach acid over him then leave somewhat bored

 

[Rooker]

Brought to you and inspired by Gungrave: Overdose.

Slam two SMGs into his chest and empty both clips into him, throw them down,spin around and do the same with a shotgun. Then jump back, pull out two swords, make five copies of myself and run around him, slashing from six different directions. All of that blood will have inexplicably remained unmoved until I make the final slash, the damage from every shot and the slashes all taking effect at one time and ending him in a spray of gore.

(This is inspired by a combination of Beyond the Grave's finishing cinematic against Fangoram and Juuji Kabane's finishing cinematic against his former partner Kugashira Bunji. I'll look them up and post them if anybody actually cares and requests it.)

 

[WittyName]

Beat him to death with a Basking shark.

Somehow...

 

[Death God]

I'd grab him by the ankles, throw him into the air, pull my sword out, point it straight up, and let him fall onto my sword. Not overly dramatic as some people's but still, efficient.

 

[Aerodyamic]

Two words...
Skull Fuck

You mean "the flying face-hugger", right?

That's where you take 3 steps, leap up and plant your crotch in his face, and proceed to blow the back off with a single thrust.

Yeah, I have a little too much time on my hands, I guess, but that'd be my... ummm... 'finishing' move, complete with the 'hhhhhhnnnnnnggggggggghhhhhh' noise. Cuz it's not right without that 'hhhhhhnnnnnnggggggggghhhhhh'.