Finish the sentence...

[AwesomeExpress]

wide web distribution to all the orphans.

As Miss America, I would...

 

[Scde2]

annex Canada.

That would be quite a...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

shame, as Canada is such a great place!

Somebody better get me a...

 

[Scde2]

bible!

Oh Lord, please forgive me...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

you know I didn't mean it, right?

I wonder if tomorrow will be...

 

[Scde2]

full of rape.

What.happened.to.my...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

spacebar? It was fine just second ago! Oh! It's fixed now.

So, if you didn't get rid of the body...

 

[superbatranger]

..my mom will be very mad at me.

Ever tried a...

 

[Scde2]

bullet to the hand?

It can cure...

 

[brtshstel]

really awful sunburns on your...

 

[Scde2]

unmentionable areas.

That avy over there is really...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

a g-g-g-ghost!

The Kwik-E-Mart is really...

 

[Scde2]

nasty and death ridden.

Look out it's Mrs...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Gilheim, and she's wielding a chair!

You know what happened...

 

[Scde2]

last summer.

That car almost killed...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

my bicycle!

I wonder if...

 

[Scde2]

will ever leave the cave.

Can you suck on this...

 

[Scde2]

go figure out how to crash...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...so you can acquire currency.

Acquire currency...