Finish the sentence...

[Scde2]

by collecting the organs of unsuspecting old people.

That would be most...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

cumbersome.

I only hope that you didn't...

 

[Scde2]

do stuff to me while I was passed out!

Why does my butt...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

feel like icecream?

I hope I don't run into...

 

[Scde2]

Candlejack.

Because th-...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

the c-c-car w-won't s-s-s-st-st-start, we j-ju-just m-m-m-m-might freeze to d-d-death!

Only five more days until...

 

[Scde2]

Monday!

I meant that...

 

[Savagezion]

to say "Tuesday"

When will I ever...

 

[Scde2]

learn that I meant Monday?

Dude, where's my...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

calendar?

My nipples are...

 

[Scde2]

gone!

Who could have...

 

[KingArmery]

done such a thing!

I am evil because...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

now I don't have nipples.

Guess it's just...

 

[Scde2]

in my head.

Look over there, it's a bird...

 

[dragontiers]

riding a unicycle and juggling!

Why won't the elephant...

 

[Scde2]

just cook me dinner?

Well son, that is because...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

the elephant is just a cardboard cutout.

I wonder how...

 

[Scde2]

that we can survive watching Avatar ten times in a row.

I thought that...

 

[brtshstel]

...movies were supposed to have a good plot and character development with special effects as a just a perk, not the other way around.

The best way to cook eggs is to...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

fry 'em up with a bit of butter, crack the yoke and flip it.

If I told you once, I told you a thousand times...