Finish the sentence...

[AwesomeExpress]

get when you cross a...

 

[dragontiers]

lemur with an electronic razor?

Everybody knows it's a...

 

[BrailleOperatic]

...my arteries seal themselves shut because of all the shit I just filled them with!

So, ur on ur couch makking out wif ur hunny wen...

 

[dragontiers]

badspelin fer da ween!

Okay, three guys walk into a bar...

 

[SPCF]

left, seeing Snow White was having a nap.

The giraffe complained while the...

 

[dragontiers]

monkeys stole all the watercress sandwiches.

Remind me to never...

 

[Dectomax]

Drop the soap again

Llamas are....

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...drink cyanide again.

How aren't I...

 

[Queen Michael]

dead yet?

It's probably got something to do with...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...my many lives.

How many lives...

 

[Dramatic Flare]

did it take for me to summon my Lord and Master?

I have no alibi, because I...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...ate it for lunch.

Why do I always...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

get stuck in this haunted house?!

Have you got any...

 

[dragontiers]

mint jelly and grey poupon?

If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times;...

 

[Chimpzy_v1legacy]

the lube is the the top cupboard.

And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor,

 

[dragontiers]

and we shall quoth The Raven, nevermore.

Please come back...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I was only trying to be truthful!

If there really is...

 

[Agent_Nahmen_Jayden]

a bubblegum cake out there, I will find it!

I don't know how you did it...