Finish the sentence...

[A Gent of Villainous Intent]

...but that's the most godly sculpture of Hamster-Jesus I've ever seen!

Nick-Nack paddywack...

 

[Nouw]

Splattidy Quak is the name for the new Big Mac.

I now pronounce you...

 

[Timotei]

...dead between the times of 12:30 and 2am.

SnooPING AS usual...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...with the lagmonster's blessing.

Being dead is...

 

[SpaceSpork]

. . . purple.

That's right, . . .

 

[dragontiers]

two lefts, then a u-turn.

Once more, everybody this time, "...

 

[Martin Toy]

...In the Navy, you can sail the seven seas!"

Everybody... Stay calm there is no need to panic... Help is

 

[Dango]

...Captain Price.

So I was baking up some pancakes when out of no where...

 

[Scde2]

Carrie Fisher shot me with a shotgun.

Shit was so...

 

[SixWingedAsura]

awesome, it'd make your head explode!

All right, fine, you can...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

guess what's behind door number two, you can keep your pants.

If there was...

 

[dragontiers]

why wouldn't I?

After all, as I've always said, you can lead a horse to water, but...

 

[Martin Toy]

you can't tread on kittens!

I was actually talking to her the other day...

 

[TheDoctor455]

... and holy shit, what an idiot!

Now where did I park my...

 

[Anima the Aeon]

...oversized, white, slow space ship?

This pain I have brought you, has...

 

[SixWingedAsura]

reminded me of my dear grandmama.

Now why don't you just sit down and have some...

 

[Martin Toy]

molten lava you fleshy fool!

One must remember that self preservation...

 

[Nouw]

is the root of money.

People order our...

 

[dragontiers]

new splice-o-matic now!

It splices, it dices, it even...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

does a jig!

And in this corner, weighing in at 105 lbs, it's...