Finish the sentence...

[BoosterGold]

Pants
Oh it was...

 

[Kejui]

an armadillo that spooked my horse!

What in tarnation...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

is Pete Sampras doing over there?

Can I take...

 

[skaskunk]

you home?

Are you gonna...

 

[BoosterGold]

To san Jose

Do you know...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

the road to everything?

I think...

 

[Kejui]

my left foot fits better in my right shoe.

What's wrong with...

 

[skaskunk]

my ball sack?

I often wonder...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

when I'll fall right off a cliff.

Nothing is...

 

[Kejui]

ever as it appears when you're looking through a bottle.

You know, Flipper was...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

pretty girly..

I hope there isn't...

 

[CommissarOridium]

what it used to be

hello audience...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I'll be your weather man today.

If you sneak...

 

[XJ-0461]

a monkey in here again, you'll be fired from surgery.

And then he slipped...

 

[CounterAttack]

on a muesli bar and broke his neck.

If we went to Canada, would they...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

let me pet a Mounty? Of course we would!

Hold on, let me just...

 

[Iandiaeufaieubfeuihfi]

commit suicide.

I had a great time last night, when you...

 

[Kejui]

were, like, all, like, so freakin', like, sweet and said, like, "You're cute."

Alas, it's time for...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...doom.

Why are these...
[sup]Edit: Ha! A fellow APC fan!? *certainly did not do anything involving profile diving.*[/sup]

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

Things sooo big?

Can we...