Finish the sentence...

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...ZOMBEH IS MY FLOATING CASTLE?!

Last week I...

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

punched Jesus in the face. For kicks.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

It was the worst thing that I had done since...

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

I got the puppy-beating conviction.

OH SHIT, I forgot to put up another sentence last time, didn't I? Whoops.

Uh...So then I said, "

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I keep forgetting to put my pants on."

Hah! I just discovered..

 

[Eumersian]

Prince Albert in a can.

Another?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

day, another heartache.


What is...

 

[Dr.Susse]

Hip?

This is........

 

[AwesomeExpress]

what happens when you listen to your mother.

I can't believe you...

 

[Amy Sorel]

...when you say you ordered a VeggiBurger with Bacon.

There is no reason for any of you to go out and...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

buy a bikini. Unless you're a woman.

If you want...

 

[KaosuHamoni]

...you can ninja me you silly little ninja you!

Why is it that you call me strange when I...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

keep donuts in my pants? Doesn't everybody?

There must...

 

[KaosuHamoni]

...be a reason that people shoot at me... I suppose its my dinosaur...

ARG! STOP...

 

[Amy Sorel]

Children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down!

The day will come when...

 

[KaosuHamoni]

Chickens will rule the world, and giant purple gnomes will rain from the sky.

Why is it that when I punt puppies...

 

[The Clown]

They cry and I enjoy it.

If puppies were made of wood I would....

 

[Amy Sorel]

buy a kitten, because what is the point in getting a dog made of wood?

The time has come for the real...

 

[KaosuHamoni]

bad ************ to fuck shit up... RUN FOR YOUR LIIIIIIIIIIVES!

Why did you uppercut...

 

[Nouw]

My Sandwich!

I like my woman...