Finish the sentence...

[brtshstel]

me something to settle my stomach? Because I feel...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...like my lunch is trying to run away.

Why did I ...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

catch the football with my face?

When there isn't...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...enough air in the tires, they sag.

A blown tire can...

 

[Eumersian]

'splo up.

Your threats are so empty that?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...they make me laugh.

You know you fail when...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

even a little girl can tie her shoe laces better than you can. And she had a cold! With both hands behind her back! Blindfolded! Hmm.. actually, if you're beat by a telepath, that's not so bad, cause they're wicked awesome express.

If a boat...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...is nice, you must...

 

[Eumersian]

try these oranges!

Crying can only?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

bring shame to the orphans, so suck it up!

Incase of fire...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...make you look dumb.

Did you hear...

 

[Eumersian]

about the priest, rabbi, lawyer, and skydiver?

Unless?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

you get ninja'd, leave your post as is.

The only real...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...danger is falling off the planet.

That can...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

wipe out all your HP even if you were at full.

Ghosts are too...

 

[2012 Wont Happen]

weak to be truly harmful.

My name is-

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...untouchable.
Edit: ...Loki.

Ectoplasm tastes like...

 

[Eumersian]

grape jello.

Run away from?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

girls, they're full of disease.

Spring and summer are...

 

[Eumersian]

my least favorite flavors of shampoo.

Go into the basement or?