Finish the sentence...

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...they get eaten by zombies.

All girls on the internet are actually...

 

[Amy Sorel]

considered a myth by some people.

When i look at the ocean, i...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

forget to capitalize..

There isn't enough...

 

[Amy Sorel]

coca cola in the fridge.


Welcome to...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...City 17. It's safe here.

I call...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

the House of Finxley, where life is like a video game! Do you wish to continue?

Ashleigh over!
(Red Rover)

There certainly seems to be...

 

[KaosuHamoni]

Shotgun. Standard shotgun rules. I'm in sight of the car, and I called it. Deal with it, *****.

A greater density of ninjaz in the area that before...

Oh noez, teh froggy iz...

 

[Amy Sorel]

actully ze Prinz

Look out!!! There's a giant...

 

[KaosuHamoni]

Gnome. Yup, a gnome. How lame is that, I mean seriously, a gnome? Sheesh...

OWW!! Dude!? Wtf did I do to deserve getting bombarded with Nerf bullets... Oh shit, did you find out that I...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...made out with you little sister?

I figured that if I...

 

[KaosuHamoni]

Pointed at the 'gator, it wouldn't eat my finger. I was wrong.

Who knew that Frank Sinatra..?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...was dead?

I saw Elvis the other day, he was...

 

[KaosuHamoni]

Seethrough.

I really need to stop watching CSI, I keep...

 

[Eumersian]

taking off my sunglasses, even when it's really bright out.

Just so you?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...can shout "YEAH!"

I read...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

that making honey will cause bees to go on strike!

Have you seen where...

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

the angry bees are? I really need them.

What the...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Pete Sampras is going on in here?!

If there isn't any...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...pie, you must...

 

[Eumersian]

who?

For t?