Finish the sentence...

[j1-2themax]

at least 47 different guns.

How many times are you going to...

 

[CounterAttack]

bring out that imitation claw at parties?
[sub]Everyone has the right to bear arms. -rimshot-[/sub]

Everyone sucks except me and...

 

[j1-2themax]

the fat man sitting to my left.

I must go now, but...

 

[Baby Eater]

I left my car keys in cuba.

I'm so bored I'm gonna......

 

[CounterAttack]

genetically construct an Amazing Horse.

You've always been there for...

 

[Baby Eater]

Double waffle friday.

I got a new......

 

[j1-2themax]

toaster, but it keeps blowing up because...

 

[ultimateownage]

I tried boiling water with it.

If I want to boil water I should probably get...

 

[Code Monkey]

This.

The world can't...

 

[j1-2themax]

... be this full of idiots, can it?

I wonder what would happen if...

 

[ultimateownage]

I jammed my finger into this...

 

[j1-2themax]

octopus's beak?

I wonder who I gave...

 

[ultimateownage]

My octupus to? I wan't to give it ago.

I suppose I should buy a...

 

[ThreeWords]

new sexual organ.

A sexual organ is...

 

[ultimateownage]

My finger.

I think I am a...

 

[j1-2themax]

cougar, but I won't be sure until I...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...use this spell to make me turn into my animal form.

Turns out I'm a...

 

[j1-2themax]

descendant of a certain Mongolian warlord. Who knew?


I can accomplish anything with...

 

[Captain Schpack]

my iPod in my ears and a smile on my face.

Can you . . . I mean will you . . .

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...close the blasted window?

This room is very...