Finish the sentence...

[Code Monkey]

...corpsy.

'Tis but a...

 

[SeanTheSheep]

...hanging, I shall not let this...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...ape outshine me!

I cannot believe an ape just...

 

[Discord]

outdid me!

Welcome back! Your listening to 98.1FM the home of...

 

[Code Monkey]

..The Space Pope!
They're eating her! And then they're going to...

 

[j1-2themax]

make me into a pie. (edited to fit)

I like pie, but...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...this pie just sucks!.

They're eating her! And then they're going to eat...
[sup]Come on! Somebody get this![/sup]

 

[Code Monkey]

...Me! OOOOOH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
[sub]Me to the rescue.[/sub]


There shined a shiny...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...mouse's nose.

Rudolf the red nosed reindeer was found...

 

[Code Monkey]

...Dead, having been driven to suicide by the other reindeer, who wouldn't let poor Rudolph play any of their reindeer games.

Well doesn't that just...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...warm your heart?

Identical twins always make me say...

 

[Code Monkey]

..."Come and play with us, Tommy."

Day...Took...Mah...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...Night...

I shot the sheriff...

 

[Discord]

But you didn't shoot the cop?

One time at Wal-mart...

 

[Code Monkey]

...But I did not shoot his hot wife.

Let me tell you little story 'bout my...

 

[Discord]

little ding-ga-ling.

A famous man once said...

 

[j1-2themax]

that which doesn't kill you just sets you up for the next guy.

Why is that man dressed like a...

 

[Code Monkey]

...mental patient? Oh. Aw-kward...

I DENY THE GENERAL ASSUMPTION THAT....

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...I AM A WOMAN!

My eye spies...

 

[Metric Monkey]

...some very tasty pies.

Oh god, I'm covered in...