Finish the sentence...

keillord · Feb 12, 2010

Whitemail.

This is only...

Disaster Button · Feb 12, 2010

jelly baby left, and its MINE

These machines can...

ottenni · Feb 12, 2010

make some damn good porridge.

But it only tastes good with...

Disaster Button · Feb 12, 2010

locks of human hair.

Goldylocks secretly had...

ottenni · Feb 13, 2010

A bionic scorpion tail.

She used it too...

j1-2themax · Feb 13, 2010

...murder the three bears after...

brtshstel · Feb 13, 2010

they found out the blond girl was delicious and wanted to eat her despite being totally stupid.

Aw crap! I just stepped in a huge pile of...

j1-2themax · Feb 13, 2010

dog crap. Now I have to replace my...

ottenni · Feb 13, 2010

light globe.

The old ones were...

Troublesome Lagomorph · Feb 13, 2010

...on fire, but these are ok.

This could only be cooler if it could...

Discord · Feb 13, 2010

robots and ninjas were involved

Those strange sounds coming from the trunk..

Sleekgiant · Feb 13, 2010

are my kidnapped hookers

You wouldn't...

Troublesome Lagomorph · Feb 13, 2010

...let that loli go!

You shouted "bewbs" in front of my...

Discord · Feb 13, 2010

Fireplace

sometimes I like to go to the middle of New York and scream

Sleekgiant · Feb 13, 2010

Yankees suck at which point I am....

Tolerant Fanboy · Feb 13, 2010

given free beers by nearby Mets fans, and am consumed in deep, horrible shame.

A stitch in time...

Sleekgiant · Feb 13, 2010

..a patch in reality.-zing-

Oh come on, why did you...

Code Monkey · Feb 13, 2010

...rub it? That only makes it worse.

If I were you, I wouldn't touch the...

Sleekgiant · Feb 13, 2010

remote, for I am watchin' _____ and if you change that I will....

Pokeylope · Feb 13, 2010

end all of existence.

I once had a...