Finish the sentence...

[Prized Cup]

smaller microwave. Tastes like plastic!

On Mars they've discovered a large quantity of...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...aliens.

Aliens look like...

 

[oppp7]

...aliens.
Originality went out the door when...

 

[brtshstel]

...oppp7 decided to point out the obvious.

When they pumped his stomach, they found...

 

[Arc_Light]

A 1937 cadillac containing.....

 

[j1-2themax]

...47 different pairs of (presumably used) panties. It's assumed the car used to belong to...

 

[brtshstel]

William Jefferson Clinton.

And his wife...

 

[j1-2themax]

3000.

The only way to obtain a...

 

[Sleekgiant]

zephyr blade is to...

 

[Code Monkey]

..bribe the gaurd with...

 

[Zeromaeus]

...one thousand pieces of...

 

[Sleekgiant]

gold, and some beer.....and hookers.

Oh my, what is that....

 

[Discord]

sticky stuff on in my hair?

On that topic, Why am I all naked and sticky did I...

 

[Sleekgiant]

perform in a sex tape and....

 

[Rooster893]

put in youtube and have it immediately flagged.


What is the use in...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...flaming yourself.

Youtube just got...

 

[Discord]

it's own cable TV channel.

It Friday night, I got no date, a liter of orange shasta soda and my all Rush mix tape, lets...

 

[j1-2themax]

...play another game of "Spank the Monkey."

My boss is the worst boss ever; I came in late to work and he...

 

[Daffy F]

Ate my Bagel.

My bagel is important because...