Finish the sentence...

[ravensshade]

not have given you a dead baby.

how interesting australia...

 

[Nocturnal558]

is, with all the venomous snakes.

The dinosaurs were a bunch of...

 

[Mistermixmaster]

cowards that commited suicide.

Tetris blocks are...

 

[Dopi]

so sexy it makes me burst.

When I drink I end up....

 

[Nocturnal558]

Drinking pepsi max the next day.

This one time, at band camp...

 

[Dopi]

Some chick did it with a flute!

Aliens are to Predators as Arnold Scwarchenegger is to...

 

[Nocturnal558]

Chuck Norris.

The smurfs will...

 

[Mistermixmaster]

kill all the nazi's on earth.

Women like dancing because...

 

[Dopi]

It makes the men stare.

Men are weird because...

 

[Mistermixmaster]

we like it.

We need shoelaces in the world, not to tie or shoes but to...

 

[Dopi]

perform sadomasochistic rituals involving the Devil.

Pepsi max is awesome because..

 

[Mistermixmaster]

it maxed out the "awesome" talent tree.

Oxygen is not needed for...

 

[Dopi]

previously mentioned sadomasochistic rituals involving the Devil.

Dell PC's are...

 

[Mistermixmaster]

completely useless, and only work if you feed them with chips.

The moon looks yellow not because it's cheese or the sunlight reflecting on it, but because...

 

[Nocturnal558]

Chuck Norris peed on it.

Religion class has...

 

[Mistermixmaster]

nothing of any interresting value.

Blue Screen of Death is...

 

[Nocturnal558]

occurring way too often on windows XP.

Quick, everyone hide, there is a...

 

[Lambi]

...Windows Vista in the room!

Going to see the dentist I...

 

[Erja_Perttu]

found out he was actually a representative for Cabury's. And a werewolf.

Last week, I was on the train when...

 

[Lambi]

...a girl sat next to me and started hitting on me.

It would have been nice if not for...