Finish the sentence...

Troublesome Lagomorph · Feb 8, 2010

...tea. Or coffee. You can choose.

Surely you must not...

Discord · Feb 8, 2010

feed the fanboys.

A chicken, a piece of meatloaft and a dead guy named Howard all...

CounterAttack · Feb 8, 2010

have one thing in common: A brightly coloured bicycle.

They put something in the mushrooms...

Discord · Feb 8, 2010

and WE LIKE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!1

2 guys walking into a bar

Troublesome Lagomorph · Feb 8, 2010

...BUT THE BAR WAS NEVER THERE TO START WITH.

You just had a Freudian Slip! Now I know that you are a...

CounterAttack · Feb 8, 2010

Brother Tucker.

A Freudian Slip is when you say one thing but mean...

Sleekgiant · Feb 8, 2010

absolutely nothing because you aren't real.

How can we be certain that....

CounterAttack · Feb 8, 2010

your mother is a Spy?

The death of the dreamer means...

Sleekgiant · Feb 8, 2010

one less philosopher

Well would you look at that,....

Timotei · Feb 8, 2010

A half eaten pizza.

SnooPING AS usual...

CounterAttack · Feb 8, 2010

I see!

In the shadows of midday,...

Lambi · Feb 8, 2010

...a formidable opponent awaits to stab you.

Forward, my men,...

Kud · Feb 8, 2010

... into this fiery pit o' death.

Hang on im....

oppp7 · Feb 8, 2010

...jumping off a building.
If formal wear is for business...

Discord · Feb 8, 2010

Then why is it always a battle to get to work?

School food is...

Skuffyshootster · Feb 8, 2010

...the tears of children in food form.

Christ almighty...

oppp7 · Feb 8, 2010

...once won a corndog eating contest.
I could have jumped...

j1-2themax · Feb 9, 2010

18 feet in the air if it wasn't for that ceiling.

The last girl I hit on turned out to be...

CounterAttack · Feb 9, 2010

my sister. Man, was I drunk.

The "Hairy Hangover" cocktail is made with...

Skuffyshootster · Feb 9, 2010

Paint thinner and tequila.

Someone, stop that man before he...!