Finish the sentence...

[ottenni]

tree is.

Ouch you just squirted lemon in my...

 

[Mr. Gency]

gun wound.

"Holy shit...

 

[oppp7]

...I'm a talking tree!"
Before there were roads there were...

 

[MurderousToaster]

footpath-erosion created ruts in the land.


Oh dear, there appears to be a giant...

 

[Mr. Gency]

c*** in our way so we must...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...kill it with fire!

There is a place I like to go to called...

 

[Discord]

Tight fit Alley

In a world where...

 

[Rooster893]

A bastard writes columns for journalism,

[sup]Transmetropolitan, the best comic book ever. [/sup]

He gets support from...

 

[Sleekgiant]

the most unlikely source, his.....

 

[oppp7]

...split personalities, who tell him to...

 

[j1-2themax]

...murder tons of dudes with...

 

[Sleekgiant]

a spork, the most unlikely murdering device.

Today, we're gonna learn about....

 

[ottenni]

the sweet sweet taste of salsa.

Quickly! Too the...

 

[Sleekgiant]

fatmobile, then to.....

 

[ottenni]

the bakery!

Then we must buy some...

 

[Sleekgiant]

rubber chickens so we can....

 

[CounterAttack]

slap people in the face with them!

Failing that, we must steal a box of...

 

[ottenni]

potatoes.

And bake some...

 

[CounterAttack]

ask if they can join in, then we...