Finish the sentence...

[oppp7]

...it glows with radiation.
You stole my new...

 

[MurderousToaster]

shiny, pink Ford Ka.

I love to stab people because...

 

[dalek sec]

it's fun!

Lego's are...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...deadly if used correctly.

Your new avatar is...

 

[j1-2themax]

...Swanky Kong.

I need a...

 

[dalek sec]

A good beer.

I hate...

 

[Discord]

Valentines Day *Sigh*

The best moive to watch before work the next day is...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...The End of Evangelion.

Ha, I just made you...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...I will have nightmares.

A Matter Of Life and Death is...

 

[dalek sec]

Killed a ninja!

I can't find my stupid...

 

[brtshstel]

...penis pump.

I must have put it...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...in Mount Doom.

One cannot simply...

 

[CounterAttack]

catapult into Mordor.

The anti-air defenses...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...consist of Nazguls on mounts.

You, sir, are a...

 

[brtshstel]

...person whom which has complete disregard for your chronic watery flatulence in public.

The best part about a Snickers is...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...you can use it as a weapon.

Ants are...

 

[brtshstel]

...delicious when roasted and salted.

Yesterday I opened up a can of...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...beans.

I then proceeded to...