Finish the sentence...

[brtshstel]

..."your" is ownership, and "you're" is a contraction of "you are."

In Soviet Russia...

 

[Rooster893]

I was raised in Snezink.


Whatever happened to those...

 

[Darth Caelum]

little munchkins that plagued houses, cut people's tongues of and slept in their intestines?

Did you know that the slender man is....

 

[Queen Michael]

...a friend of the thin man? [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Thin_Man]

I'm going to dress up as Robin Hood in order to...

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

... Win the costume contest"

"If I had a nickel...

 

[Rainboq]

I'd be even richer

I'm firen mah..

 

[Mr. GameBrain]

SUPAHENEMYCRABGRENADETEABAGGINMEEEEEDDDIIIICCCFALCONSPYSAPPINSPECIALBEAM
PSYCHOSPIRITSANDVICHOFOBJECTIONLAWNCHER!!!

That being said...

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

... I must now ask "Wha?"

'It's dangerous out there...

 

[Rooster893]

if we don't use...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...a cerebrum, we will die.

Oh look, the...

 

[loki6358]

clock is running the hall


he looks like a.....

 

[Rooster893]

cock.

[sup] rooster. [/sup]

It does...

 

[ottenni]

funny things to....

 

[ILUV2YIF]

those who post responsible topics on internet forums.

In case of emergency...

 

[CounterAttack]

use my custom-made Phail-Cannon to escape.

The Phail-Cannon is capable of launching a human being...

 

[JourneyThroughHell]

... into the sky where he will be torn apart by giant rabid seagulls.
If giant rabid seagulls conquer the world one day, we'll have to...

 

[CounterAttack]

distract them with the corpses of the world's mingebags.

The Thirteenth Commandment of Gaming: Thou shalt not...

 

[ottenni]

make commandants with unlucky numbers. Tsk tsk.

The worlds best topping is..

 

[Rooster893]

garlic.

Don't go in there! There's...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...a crazy old lady waiting on the other side!

Lightening makes me think of...