Finish the sentence...

[CounterAttack]

about to die from Phail Radiation Poisoning.

I trust you to do this sacred duty: ...

 

[thefire]

of getting pizza, serously dont fail me.

How come every time i go for a swim...

 

[LeonLethality]

...the police arrest me for indecent exposure?

I keep getting this tingling sensation when...

 

[CounterAttack]

I take my peelz. Is something wrong with that?

This lucky charm is supposed to...

 

[thefire]

stop birds crapping on my car, it doesnt work/.

Why is that duck...

 

[LeonLethality]

...giving me suggestive stares?

Once I finish this...

 

[thefire]

death ray that ducks gonna get it

remember that time i...

 

[LeonLethality]

...destroyed that duck with my death ray?

I wish I could find that...

 

[oppp7]

...means of searching I lost.
What does that...

 

[Anti Nudist Cupcake]

crazy lady with the suction cup want from me!?

Why can't...

 

[oppp7]

...we all just get along?

Everyone with 5000 posts scream out...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...in joy?

An octopus...

 

[oppp7]

...ate my face!
You gotta help me get it back! Lets chase it in...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...a submarine made of cheese!

An hippo...

 

[oppp7]

...decided to an hero.
Happiness is a...

 

[jacx]

lie

HOLY SHIT THAT WAS-

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...MY UNCLE SAM!

Wait, I don't have a...

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Pancreas! I can't eat this!

Sweet merciful heaven. What is...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...this hydra doing on my big toe?!

Hydras are...

 

[Anti Nudist Cupcake]

hyper intelligent websites.

Oh crap, I nearly...