Finish the sentence...

[AwesomeExpress]

spork in my sock drawer?

If you were...

 

[feebstalicious93]

stuck on an island with a coffee pot, a spork and a bag of potatoes
how much

 

[Dr.Susse]

....for the women?

Why only...

 

[Admiral Stukov]

...roll a hard six.

My sanity is...

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Never mind about this one.

 

[MrJKapowey]

largely gone.

Never fear...

 

[Admiral Stukov]

sanity's overrated anyway.

Warhamer 40k is...

 

[MrJKapowey]

pretty good, but none of my friends play it so. Meh.

'Haters' think Warhammer 40K is...

 

[Admiral Stukov]

only for sweaty, overweight, basement-dwelling men with neckbeards.

The best kind of hat is...

 

[MrJKapowey]

...one that is not making TF2 hard to play. (I don't have or like it but a friend says it is hard to play games now)

Ive faced...

 

[Admiral Stukov]

4372 orks armed with only a dirty sock
and...

 

[MrJKapowey]

...I got completely cheesed. (like creaming but goes on for longer)

Which is why...

 

[Admiral Stukov]

you're now a beach.

The best Chaos god is...

 

[MrJKapowey]

...a dead chaos god.

The Imperial Guard...

 

[Admiral Stukov]

don't understand that Slaanesh is the best Chaos god.

My lasgun...

 

[MrJKapowey]

Does less damage than 'evil thoughts'

Leman Russ tanks beat...

 

[Admiral Stukov]

A metal bawks!

The Tau Hammerhead tank...

 

[MrJKapowey]

...is better than a Predator, but not a Leman Russ.

*Guess which army I play.

If you do not serve in the battle line then you will...

 

[Admiral Stukov]

bring me coffee.

The speed of the Leman Russ is pathetic compared to...

 

[MrJKapowey]

...that of a Hellhound.

*I am fanatical

The Baneblade is the best tank since...