First Kinect Sex Game Prototype Pops Up [NSFW]

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smeghead25

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The Wykydtron said:
Congrats Kinect I must now concede, my previous hatred for you is now mere dislike... Now make a few decent games and then we'll consider a relationship
Few decent games?

Kinect?

HA.

I mean, unless you consider Wii ripoffs and Dance games to be 'decent'...
 

Kouen

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smeghead25 said:
The Wykydtron said:
Congrats Kinect I must now concede, my previous hatred for you is now mere dislike... Now make a few decent games and then we'll consider a relationship
Few decent games?

Kinect?

HA.

I mean, unless you consider Wii ripoffs and Dance games to be 'decent'...
Your saying that like most of the Wii Casual games have been "good" xD

That being said im against all these Gimmicks Kinetic, Move and the Wii xD
 

Yopaz

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Talvrae said:
It seem as pointless as kinect animal... yeah i can rub something that's not there... well i'm just rubbing air.
Next they'll be releasing Kinect Animal Sex.

Saintcole said:
I can only Imagine the faces of girlfriends, wives, and mothers who walk in a room and see this
Now that's a disturbing thought.

I agree with so many above. There doesn't seem to be anything that makes this game worth playing. I got better ways to waste my time than screwing the air.
 

Gigano

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So basically it's a groping simulator where you get to grope thin air while a disembodied hand touch a digital (and depicted as consenting, I certainly hope) woman?

...not really something I'd consider a giant leap forward for erotic entertainment.

Better with Kinect? I think not.
 
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SimuLord said:
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Real Men of Genius...
Today we salute you, Mr. Sex Game Developer
Mr. Sex Game Developer...
When gamers need a way to do depraved things to women without getting pepper-sprayed, they can always count on you to give them that satisfaction.
Ow, it burns my eyes...
You perform a valuable public service to America's women by giving them that many fewer men to reject in a bar.
Where are all the wingmen?
So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, you master of the virtual creep-out, and crack open another for that eager customer buying the pre-order to drown his sorrows at never knowing the touch of a real woman.
Mr. Sex Game Developerrrrr...

Anheuser-Busch, St. Louis, Missouri.
That is one of the best things I have read. My hat's off to you, good sir.
 

Fasckira

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The man has his face blurred out. I wonder why. :p

It says in the credits its an existing game so its all really doing is mimicking mouse movement rather than actually being a game designed for the kinnect to grope women. Its not different from using the Kinnect to Solitaire really.

Really cant see this taking off. Even complete sex obsessed recluses would occasionally catch their reflection in the screen and be like, "Wtf am I doing....?"
 

mjc0961

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Well the video got pulled, but that link to the vstroker thing was enough to introduce my palm to my face. Kinda glad I can't see the video now.
 

RatRace123

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Honestly, surprised this didn't come sooner. I figure someone would have a working prototype as soon as Kinect launched.
 

Asuka Soryu

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